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3DS and Wii U games not yet available on Nintendo Switch - Complete Database (in progress)

This is an attempt at creating a complete database of all 3DS and Wii U games that didn't make the cut to the Switch (from Nintendo masterpieces to shovelware).
As it stands, the "raw data", consisting of just the list of the last-gen non-Switch games, is already gathered. This is, however, still a working progress as much more can be done, for example classify the games in categories such as "Third Party", "Indie Gem", "Shovelware", among others. Other information such as each game's developer would also enrich this list.
The idea behind this list is manly software preservation, because someday the other consoles' eShops will close and similarly to the Wii Shop channel some games may be lost, and with this database we know which of the bunch are not "safe" on Switch. But this is also a matter of consistency across Nintendo platforms, hence the inclusion of games with physical version. The Switch is such an amazing and successful console that, in my opinion (and of many here in this sub), it would be amazing if virtually every game was ported to it (or at least every Nintendo related one) .
There is some subjectivity in this selection of games, because we didn't include games that already have a improved version on the Switch (games that include the vast majority of the base game content), so for example Smash 4 is not here, because almost everything it had to offer is replicated in Ultimate. In the other hand, Mario Kart 7 is in fact listed, because very few of it's tracks are represented in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
The criteria used are as follows:
- Every original 3DS game not on Switch is featured
- If a game is in both 3DS and Wii U but not in Switch, it appears listed as 3DS game (because the 3DS outlived the Wii U and probably so will it's eShop)
- Every original Wii U game not on 3DS and not on Switch is featured
- This searched is based on the PAL games of the consoles and in Nintendo's official website
- If a game has a port/enhanced version/remake announced for the Nintendo Switch (e.g. Super Mario 3D World) it is off the list.
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The idea of this post is creating this database together as a fun little fan project, seeing as it is incomplete and can have a much better organization and presentation that it has as of this moment.

Possible improvements/updates:
- Adding the other regions (NA and Japan)
- Tag the games as "Indie Gem", "Shovelware"...
- Associate to each game a possible reason for why the port hasn't happened yet (e.g. extinct developer, technical difficulties, irrelevance, etc...)
- Group the numbers in graphs or other more pleasant presentation
- Create dream ports to Switch (a favorite of this sub :) ) based on the games yet to port (not only of a simple game like Xenoblade Chronicles X for Switch but for example: Etrian Odyssey Collection, based on the fact that there are a bunch of games from that series "stuck" on the 3DS)

Well here it goes:

Legend:
N = Made/Published by Nintendo
TP = Third Party with physical version
IG = Indie Gem (subjective)

\*3DS*\**


*#\*
10-in-1 Arcade Collection
1001 Spikes
101 DinoPets 3D
101 Penguin Pets 3D
101 Pony Pets 3D
2 Fast 4 Gnomz
2048
35 Junior Games
3D Game Collection
3D Gunstar Heroes
3D MahJongg
3D Solitaire
50 Classic Games
7th Dragon III Code: VFD

*A\*
A-Train™ 3D: City Simulator
AERO PORTER
ARC STYLE: Baseball 3D
ARC STYLE: Football 3D
ATTACK OF THE FRIDAY MONSTERS! A TOKYO TALE
AZADA
Adventure Bar Story
Adventure Labyrinth Story
Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why'd you steal our garbage?!!
Adventure Time™: Explore the Dungeon Because I DON’T KNOW!
AiRace Speed
AiRace Xeno
Akari by Nikoli
Alien on the run
Alphadia
Angry Birds Star Wars
Angry Birds™ Trilogy
Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer
Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Welcome amiibo
Animal Hospital
Anime Workshop
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Around the World with Hello Kitty and Friends
As Aventuras de Tintim
As Misteriosas Cidades de Ouro: Caminhos Secretos
Ascent of Kings
Asphalt™ 3D
Atlantic Quest
Atlantis-6
Azure Snake

*B\*
B.O.O.L: Master labyrinth puzzles
BIKE RIDER DX2 : GALAXY
BLAZBLUE CONTINUUM SHIFT II
BLOK DROP CHAOS
BOX UP
BOXBOXBOY!
BOXBOY!
BRICK RACE
BRICK THRU
BUGS vs. TANKS!™
BYE-BYE BOXBOY!
Balloon Pop® Remix
Banana Bliss: Jungle Puzzles
Barbie Dreamhouse Party
Barbie Groom and Glam Pups
Barbie and her Sisters Puppy Rescue
Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate
Battleminer
Battleminerz
BearShark
Bella Sara 2 - The Magic of Drasilmare
Ben 10 Omniverse™ 2
Best Friends - My Horse 3D
Best of Arcade Games
Best of Board Games
Best of Casual Games
Beyblade Evolution
Big Bass Arcade: No Limit
Bike Rider DX
Bird Mania 3D
Bird Mania Christmas 3D
Blast 'Em Bunnies
Blasting Agent: Ultimate Edition
BlockForm
Bloody Vampire
Boulder Dash-XL 3D
Bowling Bonanza 3D
Brave Tank Hero
Bravely Default
Bravely Second™: End Layer
Bricks Defender
Bricks Defender 2
Bricks Pinball
Bricks Pinball 2
Brilliant Hamsters!
Brunch Panic
Bubble Pop World
Butterfly: Inchworm Animation II

*C\*
COLOR CUBES
CÓMO ENTRENAR A TU DRAGÓN 2
CRIMSON SHROUD
CUP CRITTERS
Candy, Please!
Carps & Dragons
Castle Clout 3D
Castle Conqueror Defender
Castle Conqueror EX
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate
Cats & Dogs 3D - Pets at play
Cazzarion
Cazzarion Adventureland
Chain Blaster
Chase: Cold Case Investigations ~Distant Memories~
Chevrolet Camaro Wild Ride 3D
Chibi-Robo! Let’s Go, Photo!
Chibi-Robo!™ Zip Lash
Christmas Night Archery
Christmas Wonderland 3
Christmas Wonderland 4
Classic Card Games
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
Coaster Creator 3D
Cocoro
Cocoto Alien Brick Breaker
Code Name: S.T.E.A.M.
Collide-a-Ball
Colors! 3D
Comic Workshop
Comic Workshop 2
Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars
Conveni Dream
Cooking Mama 4
Cooking Mama: Bon Appétit!
Cooking Mama: Sweet Shop
Corpse Party
Crazy Chicken Pirates 3D
Crazy Chicken: Director's Cut 3D
Crazy Construction
Crazy Kangaroo
Creeping Terror
Crollors Game Pack
Crush 3D
Crystareino
Cube Creator 3D
Cube Tactics
Cubic Ninja
Cubit The Hardcore Platformer Robot
Culdcept™ Revolt
Cut the Rope

*D\*
DEAD OR ALIVE® Dimensions
DON'T CRASH GO
DRAGON QUEST VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past
DRAGON QUEST VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
DRIVER® RENEGADE 3D
Dan McFox: Head Hunter
Dark Island
Dedede’s Drum Dash Deluxe
Defend your Crypt
Dementium Remastered
Demon King Box
Detective Pikachu
Digger Dan DX
Dillon's Dead-Heat Breakers
Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
Dillon’s Rolling Western
Disney Magical World
Disney Magical World 2
Disney Planes: Fire & Rescue
Disney Wreck-It Ralph
Doctor Lautrec and the Forgotten Knights
Dodge Club Pocket
Doll Fashion Atelier
Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
Dot Runner: Complete Edition
Dr Kawashima's Devilish Brain Training: Can you stay focused?
Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure
Dragon Ball Fusions
Drancia Saga
Dream Trigger 3D
Dress To Play: Cute Witches!
Dress To Play: Magic Bubbles!
DualPenSports™

*E\*
EDGE
Epic Word Search Holiday Special
Escape From Forest
Escape From Zombie City
EscapeVektor
Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold: The Fafnir Knight
Etrian Odyssey Nexus
Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond the Myth
Etrian Odyssey™ IV: Legends of the Titan
Etrian Odyssey™ Untold: The Millennium Girl
European Conqueror 3D
Ever Oasis
Excave
Excave II : Wizard of the Underworld
Excave III : Tower of Destiny

*F\*
F1 2011
FIFTEEN
FINAL FANTASY EXPLORERS
FISH ON 3D
FOUR BOMBS
Fallblox
Family Bowling 3D
Family Fishing
Family Kart 3D
Family Tennis 3D
Fantasy Life
Fantasy Pirates
Fat Dragons
Fatal Fracture
Fire Emblem: Echoes Shadows of Valentia
Fire Emblem: Fates
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Fishdom H2O: Hidden Odyssey
Flap Flap
Flick Golf 3D
Flipnote Studio 3D
Football Up 3D
Fossil Fighters Frontier
Fractured Soul
Freakyforms Deluxe Your Creations, Alive!
Frontier Days Founding Pioneers
Fullblox
Fun! Fun! Minigolf TOUCH!
Funfair Party Games

*G\*
GALAXY BLASTER
GALAXY BLASTER CODE RED
GLORY OF GENERALS
GUIDE THE GHOST
Gabrielle's Ghostly Groove 3D
Games Festival 2
Gardening Mama: Forest Friends
Glory of Generals The Pacific
Go! Go! Kokopolo 3D
Gourmet Dream
Governor of Poker
Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters
Groove Heaven
Guia De Conversação Com Falas - 7 Idiomas
Gummy Bears Magical Medallion
Gummy Bears Mini Golf
Gunslugs 2
Gurumin 3D: A Monstrous Adventure

*H\*
Hakuoki: Memories of the Shinsengumi
Halloween Night Archery
Halloween: Doces ou Travessuras 2
Happy Circus
HarmoKnight
Harvest Moon: A New Beginning
Harvest Moon: Skytree Village
Harvest Moon: The Lost Valley
Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns
Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX
Hazumi
Heart Beaten
Heavy Fire: Black Arms 3D
Heavy Fire: Special Operations 3D
Hello Kitty & Friends: Rockin' World Tour
Hello Kitty & Sanrio Friends 3D Racing
Hello Kitty Happy Happy Family
Hello Kitty and the Apron of Magic: Rhythm Cooking
Heroes of Ruin
Hey! PIKMIN
Hidden Expedition® Titanic
Hiding Out
Hit Ninja
Hollywood Fame: Hidden Object Adventure
Hometown Story
Horror Stories
Horse Vet 3D
Hot Wheels World's Best Driver
Hotel Transylvania
Hydroventure™: Spin Cycle

*I\*
I Love My Cats
I Love My Dogs
I Love My Horse
I Love My Pets
I Love My Pony
I am an air traffic controller AIRPORT HERO HAWAII
I am an air traffic controller AIRPORT HERO NARITA
I am an air traffic controller AIRPORT HERO OSAKA-KIX
I.F.O
IRONFALL Invasion
Ice Station Z
Imagine™ Fashion Designer 3D
Inazuma Eleven
Inazuma Eleven 3: Bomb Blast
Inazuma Eleven 3: Lightning Bolt
Inazuma Eleven 3: Team Ogre Attacks!
Inazuma Eleven GO Chrono Stones: Thunderflash
Inazuma Eleven GO Chrono Stones: Wildfire
Inazuma Eleven GO: Light
Inazuma Eleven GO: Shadow
Infinite Dunamis
Infinite Golf

*J\*
Jake Hunter Detective Story: Ghost of the Dusk
James Noir’s Hollywood Crimes
Japanese Rail Sim 3D 5 types of trains
Japanese Rail Sim 3D Journey to Kyoto
Japanese Rail Sim 3D Monorail Trip to Okinawa
Japanese Rail Sim 3D Travel of Steam
Jet Dog
Jett Rocket II: The Wrath of Taikai
Jewel Master Atlantis 3D
Jewel Master Cradle of Egypt 2 3D
Jewel Match 3
Jewel Quest 4 - Heritage
Jewel Quest Mysteries 3 - The Seventh Gate
Jewel Quest The Sapphire Dragon
Johnny Dynamite
Johnny Hotshot™
Johnny Kung Fu™
Johnny's Payday Panic
Journey to Kreisia
Jump Trials Supreme
Justice Chronicles

*K\*
KAMI
KINGDOM HEARTS 3D [Dream Drop Distance]
Karous - The Beast Of Re:Eden -
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Kingdom's Item Shop
Kirby Battle Royale
Kirby's Blowout Blast
Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn
Kirby: Planet Robobot
Kirby: Triple Deluxe
Kung Fu FIGHT!
Kung Fu Rabbit
Kutar (Collection)

*L\*
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham
LEGO Legends of CHIMA: Laval's Journey
LEGO Marvel Super Heroes
LEGO O Senhor dos Anéis
LEGO® Marvel Avengers
LEGO® Ninjago™: Nindroids™
LEGO® Ninjago™: Shadow of Ronin
LEGO® Pirates of the Caribbean The Video Game
LIBERATION MAIDEN™
Langrisser Re:Incarnation -TENSEI-
League of Heroes
Legna Tactica
Life with Horses 3D
Lifespeed
Lionel City Builder 3D: Rise of the Rails
Little Adventure on the Prairie
Little Battlers eXperience
Lola's Math Train
Lord of Magna: Maiden Heaven
Love Hero
Lucky Luke & The Daltons
Luigi's Mansion
Luigi’s Mansion 2
Luv Me Buddies Wonderland
Luxor

*M\*
MYST
Machine Knight
Mad Dog McCree™
Mahjong 3D – Essentials
Mahjong 3D – Warriors of the Emperor
Mahjong Mysteries - Ancient Athena
Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story + Bowser Jr.’s Journey
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Bros.
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Bros.
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Mario Golf: World Tour
Mario Kart 7
Mario Party: Island Tour
Mario Party: Star Rush
Mario Party: The Top 100
Mario Sports Superstars
Mario Tennis Open
Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move
Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
Marvel Pinball 3D
Maze Breaker
Maze Breaker 2
Maze Breaker 3
Me & My Pets 3D
Mes Comptines
Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D
Metroid Prime: Blast Ball
Metroid Prime: Federation Force
Metroid: Samus Returns
Miitopia
Mike the Knight and The Great Gallop
Mindfeud
Mini Golf Resort
Mini Mario & Friends: amiibo Challenge
Mini Sports Collection
Moco Moco Friends
Mononoke Forest
Monster Combine TD
Monster High New Ghoul in School™
Monster High 13 Wishes™
Monster High Skultimate Roller Maze™
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Monster Hunter Stories™
Mountain Peak Battle Mess
Murder on the Titanic
Music On: Electric Guitar
Musicverse: Electronic Keyboard
My First Songs
My First Songs 2
My Foal 3D
My Life on a Farm 3D
My Little Baby 3D
My Pet School 3D
My Style Studio: Hair Salon
My Western Horse 3D
My Zoo Vet Practice 3D
Mysterious Stars 3D: A Fairy Tale
Mysterious Stars 3D: Road To Idol
Mystery Case Files: Dire Grove
Mystery Case Files: Ravenhearst
Mystery Case Files: Return to Ravenhearst
Mystery Murders: The Sleeping Palace

*N\*
NARUTO Powerful Shippuden
NINJA SMASHER!
Nano Assault EX
Naruto Shippuden: The New Era
Navy Commander
Need for Speed: The Run
New Art Academy
New Super Mario Bros. 2
NightSky
Ninja Battle Heroes
Ninja Usagimaru - The Gem of Blessings -
Ninja Usagimaru - The Mysterious Karakuri Castle
Nintendo 3DS Guide Louvre
Nintendo Badge Arcade
Nintendo Pocket Football Club
Nintendo presents: New Style Boutique
Nintendo presents: New Style Boutique 2 - Fashion Forward
Nintendo presents: New Style Boutique 3 – Styling Star
Nintendogs + cats: Buldogue Francês e Novos Amigos
Nintendogs + cats: Caniche Toy e Novos Amigos
Nintendogs + cats: Golden Retriever e Novos Amigos
Noah's Cradle
Noitu Love: Devolution

*O\*
Ocean Runner
Of Mice And Sand
One Piece Unlimited Cruise SP
One Piece Unlimited Cruise SP 2
One Piece: Romance Dawn
Outback Pet Rescue 3D

*P\*
PAC-MAN & Galaga Dimensions
PAC-MAN Party 3D
PAC-MAN e as Aventuras Fantasmagóricas
PES 2011 3D
PES 2012 3D
PICROSS e
PICROSS e1
PICROSS e2
PICROSS e3
PICROSS e4
PICROSS e5
PICROSS e6
PICROSS e7
PICROSS e8
PIX3D
PUZZLE BOBBLE UNIVERSE™
PUZZLEBOX setup
Paddington™: Adventures in London
Painting Workshop
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Parascientific Escape - Crossing at the Farthest Horizon
Parascientific Escape - Gear Detective
Parascientific Escape Cruise in the Distant Seas
Parking Star 3D
Pazuru
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth
Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth
Petit Novel series – Harvest December
Pets Resort 3D
Petz® Beach
Phil'sEpicFill-a-PixAdventure
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice
Phoenix Wright™: Ace Attorney™ – Dual Destinies
Picdun 2: Witch's Curse
Pick-A-Gem
Picross 3D: Round 2
Pilotwings Resort
Pinball Breaker
Pinball Breaker 2
Pinball Breaker 3
Pinball Breaker 4
Pinball Breaker V
Pinball Breaker VI
Pixel Hunter
Pixel Paint
PixelMaker
PixelMaker Studio
Planet Crashers
Pocket Card Jockey
Pokédex 3D Pro
Pokémon Omega Ruby / Alpha Sapphire
Pokémon Art Academy
Pokémon Dream Radar
Pokémon Link: Battle!
Pokémon Sun / Moon
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
Pokémon Picross
Pokémon Rumble World
Pokémon Shuffle
Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon
Pokémon Ultra Sun / Ultra Moon
Pokémon X / Y
Poochy & Yoshi's Woolly World
Power Disc Slam
Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Project X Zone
Proun+
Pullblox™
Pure Chess®
Putty Squad
Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition
Puzzle Labyrinth
Pyramids
Pyramids 2

*Q\*
Quarters, Please!
Quarters, Please! Vol. 2
Quiet, Please!

*R\*
RIDGE RACER™ 3D
RPG Maker Fes
RTO
RTO 2
RTO 3
RV-7 My Drone
Rabbids Rumble
Rabbids® 3D
Rabi Laby 3
Radiant Historia: Perfect Chronology
Radiohammer
Rage of the Gladiator
Rainbow Snake
Rayman 3D
Rayman Origins
Reel Fishing Paradise 3D
Reel Fishing® 3D Paradise Mini
Regular Show: Mordecai & Rigby in 8-Bit Land
Resident Evil™: The Mercenaries 3D
Return to PopoloCrois: A STORY OF SEASONS Fairytale
Rhythm Paradise Megamix
Rhythm Thief: & the Emperor's Treasure
Riding Star 3D
Rising Board 3D
River City: Knights of Justice
River City: Rival Showdown
River City: Tokyo Rumble
Robot Rescue 3D
Rubik's® Cube
Runny Egg
Rytmik Ultimate

*S\*
SADAME
SAMURAI WARRIORS: Chronicles
SAMURAI WARRIORS: Chronicles 3
SENRAN KAGURA 2: Deep Crimson
SENRAN KAGURA Burst
SHOOT THE BALL
SPACE DEFENDER BATTLE INFINITY
SUPER MARIO 3D LAND
SWIPE
Safari Quest
Samurai G™
Samurai Sword Destiny™
Sanrio characters Picross
Sayonara UmiharaKawase
Secret Agent Files: Miami
Secret Mysteries in London
Shanghai Mahjong
Shift DX
Shifting World
Shin Megami Tensei IV
Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux
Shin Megami Tensei®: Devil Summoner®: Soul Hackers™
Shinobi
Siesta Fiesta
Silver Falls - Undertakers
Silver Falls - 3 Down Stars
Sims 3
Skater Cat
Skylanders SWAP Force
Skylanders Spyro’s Adventure
Skylanders SuperChargers Racing
Skylanders Trap Team
Slice It!
Smash Bowling 3D
Smash Cat Heroes
Snake3d
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
Sonic Generations
Sonic Lost World
Sparkle Snapshots™ 3D
SpeedThru: Potzol’s Puzzle
SpeedX 3D Hyper Edition
Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
Splash or Crash
Splat The Difference
SpongeBob HeroPants
SpongeBob SquarePants™: Plankton's Robotic Revenge
SpongeBob SquigglePants
Squarcat
Sssnakes
Star Fox 64 3D
Steel Diver
Steel Empire
Stella Glow
Stickman Super Athletics
Story of Seasons
Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns
Sudoku - The Puzzle Game Collection
Sudoku Party
Sudoku by Nikoli
Sumico
Super Black Bass 3D
Super Monkey Ball™ 3D
Super Pokémon™ Rumble
Super Street Fighter™ IV 3D Edition
Super Strike Beach Volleyball™
Survivor - Heroes
Sweet Memories Blackjack
Symphony of Eternity

*T\*
TABLE TENNIS INFINITY
TEKKEN 3D PRIME EDITION
THE DENPA MEN: They Came By Wave
THE DENPA MEN 2: Beyond the Waves
THE DENPA MEN 3: The Rise of Digitoll
THE STARSHIP DAMREY™
THEATRHYTHM FINAL FANTASY
THEATRHYTHM FINAL FANTASY CURTAIN CALL™
TOUCH BATTLE TANK - TAG COMBAT -
TOYS VS MONSTERS
Tales of the Abyss
Tangram Style
Tank Onslaught
Tank Troopers
Tappingo
Tappingo 2
Teddy Together
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Danger of the Ooze
Tenkai Knights™: Brave Battle
The 3D Machine
The Amazing Spider-Man™
The Amazing Spider-Man 2™
The Battle Cats POP!
The Cube
The Delusions of Von Sottendorff and his Square Mind
The LEGO® Movie Videogame
The Legend of Dark Witch 2
The Legend of Dark Witch 3 Wisdom and Lunacy
The Legend of Kusakari
The Legend of Legacy
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes
The Magic Hammer
The Peanuts Movie: Snoopy's Grand Adventure
The Penguins of Madagascar
The Phantom Thief Stina and 30 Jewels
Thomas and Friends Steaming Around Sodor
Thorium Wars: Attack of the Skyfighter
Tiny Games - Knights & Dragons
Titan Attacks!
Tokyo Crash Mobs
Tom Clancy’s™ GHOST RECON® SHADOW WARS
Tom Clancy’s™ Splinter Cell® 3D
Tomodachi Life
Top Model 3D
Touch Battle Tank 3D
Touch Battle Tank 3D 2
Toy Defense
Toy Stunt Bike
Triple Breakout
Troca-Desenhos
Turbo: Super Stunt Squad
Turkey, Please!
Turtle Tale

*U\*
UP UP BOT
URBAN TRIAL FREESTYLE™
Ultimate NES™ Remix
Undead Bowling
Undead Storm Nightmare
Unlucky Mage
Urban Trial Freestyle 2

*V\*
VAN HELSING SNIPER ZX100
Vacation Adventures: Park Ranger
Vacation Adventures: Park Ranger 2
Vamos Aprender Inglês com a Biff, o Chip e o Kipper
Viking Invasion 2 - Tower Defense
Virtue's Last Reward
VoxelMaker

*W\*
WAKEDAS
WEAPON SHOP de OMASSE™
War & Romance Visual Novel
WarioWare Gold
Winter Sports 2012 - Feel the Spirit
Winx Club: Salvar Alfea
Witch & Hero 3
Witch's Cat
Wizdom
Worcle Worlds
Word Search 10K
Word Wizard 3D
WordsUp! Academy
World Conqueror 3D

*Y\*
YAKARI: The Mystery of Four-Seasons
YO-KAI WATCH BLASTERS Red Cat Corps / White Dog Squad
YO-KAI WATCH 2: Bony Spirits / Fleshy Souls / Psychic Specters
YO-KAI WATCH™ 3
Yoshi’s New Island
Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal® World Duel Carnival™

*Z\*
ZARA the Fastest Fairy
ZIG ZAG GO
Zen Pinball 3D
Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma
Zombie Incident
Zombie Slayer Diox™


\*WII U*\**


*#\*
3Souls

*A\*
A Drawing's Journey
A.C.E. – Alien Cleanup Elite
Absolutely Unstoppable MineRun
Aenigma Os
Affordable Space Adventures [IG]
Alice in Wonderland
Amiibo Touch & Play: Nintendo Classics Highlights [N]
Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival [N]
Annihilation
Aperion Cyberstorm
Armikrog
Armillo
Armored ACORNs: Action Squirrel Squad
Art Academy: Atelier [N]
Art Academy: SketchPad [N]

*B\*
B3 Game Expo For Bees
BADLAND: Game of the Year Edition [IG]
BIT.TRIP Presents… Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien [IG]
BLOC
BLOK DROP U
BLOK DROP X TWISTED FUSION
Batman: Arkham City Armoured Edition [TP]
Batman: Arkham Origins [TP]
Beatbuddy
Ben 10 Omniverse [TP]
Bird Mania Party
Blek
Blocky Bot
Block Zombies!
Bombing Bastards
Bridge Constructor Playground
Buddy & Me: Dream Edition

*C\*
COLOR BOMBS
Cake Ninja 3: The Legend Continues
Call of Duty: Black Ops II [TP]
Call of Duty: Ghosts [TP]
Candy Hoarder
Canvaleon
Chasing Aurora
Chasing Dead
Chimpuzzle Pro
Chompy Chomp Chomp Party
Chronicles of Teddy: Harmony of Exidus
Citadale - The Legends Trilogy
Cloudberry Kingdom
Cocoto Magic Circus 2
Collateral Thinking
Color Symphony 2
Cosmophony
Costume Quest 2
Cube Life: Pixel Action Heroes
Cubemen 2
Cycle of Eternity: Space Anomaly

*D\*
Defense Dome
Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Director's Cut [TP]
Devil's Third [N]
Dinox
Disney Infinity [TP]
Dr. Luigi [N]
Dragon Skills
Dreamals
Dreamals: Dream Quest
Drop It: Block Paradise!
Dual Core
DuckTales: Remastered [TP]
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara
Dying Is Dangerous

*E\*
Eba & Egg: A Hatch Trip
El Silla - Arcade Edition
Epic Dumpster Bear
Evofish
Exile's End
Extreme Exorcism

*F\*
F1 RACE STARS™ POWERED UP EDITION [TP]
Falling Skies: The Game
Family Party: 30 Great Games® Obstacle Arcade
Fire: Ungh's Quest
Fit Music for Wii U [N]
Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage 2 [TP]
Flight of Light
Flowerworks HD: Follie's Adventure
Frankenstein – Master of Death
FreezeME [IG]
Frenchy Bird
Funk of Titans
Funky Barn

*G\*
GAME PARTY CHAMPIONS [TP]
Game & Wario [N]
Gear Gauntlet
Gravity Badgers
Gravity+
Grumpy Reaper
Guac' a Mole
Guitar Hero Live [TP]

*H\*
High Strangeness
Hot Rod Racer
How To Survive
Hurry Up! Bird Hunter

*I\*
I C REDD
Infinity Runner
Injustice: Gods Among Us [TP]
Insect Planet TD

*J\*
JACKPOT 777
Jett Tailfin©
Joe's Diner
Jones on Fire

*K\*
Kick & Fennick
KickBeat Special Edition
Kirby and the Rainbow Paintbrush [N]
Knytt Underground™

*L\*
LEGO Dimensions [TP]
LEGO Marvel Super Heroes [TP]
Laser Blaster
Level 22
Lovely Planet [IG]

*M\*
Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games [N]
Mario Party 10 [N]
Marvel Avengers™: Battle For Earth [TP]
Masked Forces
Mass Effect 3 Special Edition [TP]
Master Reboot
Midnight 2
Midtown Crazy Race
Mighty No. 9 [IG]
MikroGame: Rotator
Mon Premier Karaoké
Monkey Pirates
Mortar Melon
Mr. Pumpkin Adventure
Mutant Alien Moles of the Dead
My Style Studio: Notebook

*N\*
NINJA GAIDEN 3: Razor's Edge [TP]
Need for Speed: Most Wanted U [TP]
Nano Assault Neo [IG]
Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna) [IG]
Ninja Pizza Girl
Ninja Strike™: Dangerous Dash
Nintendo Land [N]
Nova-111

*O\*
ORBIT
Ohayou! Beginner's Japanese
Olympia Rising
Os Rios de Alice: Versão extendida

*P\*
PANDA LOVE
PENTAPUZZLE
PINBALL
PIXEL SLIME U
PSIBO
Paper Mario Color Splash [N]
Paper Monsters Recut [IG]
Petite Zombies
PictoParty
Pier Solar and the Great Architects
Pokémon Rumble U [N]
Plenty of Fishies
Preston Sterling and the Legend of Excalibur
Project Zero: Maiden of Black Water [N]
Puddle™
Pullblox World [N]
Pumped BMX + [IG]
Puzzle Monkeys

*Q\*
Q.U.B.E: Director's Cut [IG]
Queen's Garden

*R\*
RADIANTFLUX: HYPERFRACTAL
REPLAY: VHS is not dead
RUSH
Rabbids Land [TP]
Race The Sun [IG]
Rakoo & Friends
Red Riding Hood
Rise of the Guardians
Rock Zombie
Rorrim
Roving Rogue
Run Run and Die

*S\*
SDK Paint
SDK Spriter
SHOOTY SPACE
SMART Adventures Mission Math: Sabotage at the Space Station
SPACE HULK
SPHERE SLICE
SPLASHY DUCK
STARWHAL [IG]
STEEL LORDS
STEEL RIVALS
SUPER ROBO MOUSE
SWAP BLOCKS
Sanatory Hallways
Scram Kitty and his Buddy on Rails
Scribble
Seasonal Assistant
Shadow Archer
Shadow Archery
Shadow Puppeteer [IG]
Shiny The Firefly
Shutshimi
SiNG PARTY [TP]
Sinister Assistant
Skylanders Giants [TP]
Skylanders SuperChargers [TP]
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric [TP]
Space Hunted
Space Hunted: The Lost Levels
Space Intervention
Spellcaster's Assistant
Spin the Bottle: Bumpie's Party [IG]
Sports Connection [TP]
Star Fox Guard [N]
Star Fox Zero [N]
Star Sky 2
Star Splash: Shattered Star
Stealth Inc 2: A Game of Clones [IG]
Stone Shire
Sudoku & Permudoku
Super Destronaut 2: Go Duck Yourself
Super Ultra Star Shooter
Suspension Railroad Simulator
Sweetest Thing

*T\*
TABLETOP GALLERY
TANK! TANK! TANK! [TP]
TAP TAP ARCADE
TAP TAP ARCADE 2
TEKKEN TAG TOURNAMENT™ 2 Wii U Edition [TP]
TEMPLE OF YOG
TITANS TOWER
TNT Racers - Nitro Machines Edition
TOUCH SELECTIONS
Tengami [IG]
Teslapunk
Test Your Mind
Tested with robots !
Tetrobot & Co.
The Beggar's Ride
The Croods: Prehistoric Party!
The Gem Collector
The Girl and the Robot
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD [N]
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD [N]
The Quiet Collection
The Smurfs™ 2 [TP]
The Stonecutter
The Swapper [IG]
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell® Blacklist™ [TP]
Toon Tanks
Totem Topple
Toto Temple Deluxe [IG]
Twisted Fusion

*U\*
U Host
Underground

*V\*
VRog

*W\*
Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper [TP]
Watch_Dogs™ [TP]
Wicked Monsters Blast! HD PLUS
Wii Fit U [N]
Wii Karaoke U by JOYSOUND [N]
Wii Party U [N]
Wii Sports Club [N]
Wooden Sen'SeY
Word Party

*X\*
XType Plus [IG]
Xenoblade Chronicles X [N]

*Y\*
Y.A.S.G
Year Walk [IG]
Your Shape®: Fitness Evolved 2013 [TP]

*Z\*
ZaciSa: Defense of the Crayon Dimensions!
Zen Pinball 2
ZombiU [TP]
Zombie Brigade: No Brain No Gain
Zombie Defense
Zumba Fitness: World Party [TP]

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\WII U [N] Nintendo Games (26)\**
Amiibo Touch & Play: Nintendo Classics Highlights
Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival
Art Academy: Atelier
Art Academy: SketchPad
Devil's Third
Dr. Luigi
Fit Music for Wii U
Game & Wario
Kirby and the Rainbow Paintbrush
Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games
Mario Party 10
Nintendo Land
Paper Mario Color Splash
Pokémon Rumble U
Project Zero: Maiden of Black Water
Pullblox World
Star Fox Guard
Star Fox Zero
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD
Wii Fit U
Wii Karaoke U by JOYSOUND
Wii Party U
Wii Sports Club
Xenoblade Chronicles X

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Well feel free to add or modify anything you want, obviously. And feel free to also ask why the inclusion or the lack of it of any game. There must be some errors on the list, naturally, so if you know any information about a game that would take it off or put it on the list (an announcement for example) please share it with us!!!
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A Very Long, Extremely Complicated Rewrite of the Apollo Trilogy (Part 2)

Part 1, Part 3
So, up till now, we've not done much interesting. Some writing fixes here or there, some choice revisions, and a completely changed ending for one case, but nothing that interesting.
Now we go off the rails.
For this, my purposed rewrite of Turnabout Succession is so utterly immense, altering about 90% of the story in some way, along with massively recontexualizing the rest of the game, that I will have to divide it into sections. Consider this the real part of the Apollo Justice rewrite, all before it was just the small fry.
First Investigation
For starters, not even the date is the same. Rather than October 7, the case opens up on September 3, for reasons which will become very clear soon at the end.
The case opens up with Phoenix acting surprisingly busy, which confuses Apollo until Trucy explains that Phoenix has a strange tradition to head out by himself every year out into the countryside. She doesn't know why, but reassures Apollo it's no big deal (Apollo just assumes that Phoenix has a mistress).
Like in the actual game, Valant has announced that he's making a big performance, but a notable change is that he's having Trucy come along as an assistant, wanting her to start getting some professional stage experience.
With Apollo left on his lonesome, Phoenix gives him a random job, giving a package to Eldoon as a "gift". Meeting up with Eldoon, it turns out that he's planning to get back in surgery now that his old rival is dead, and maintain the family noodle business at the same time (Apollo points out that's insane). Eldoon proceeds to ask how Phoenix is doing, and relays some outsider perspective on the Wright's. After Phoenix's disbarment, he took to doing countless odd jobs around the community before settling into his job as a "pianist", and still does even now, all for zero pay. He just laughed at every struggle he had to make, never once losing the smile on his face. He was, in every way, a hero.
Returning to the office, Apollo finds it empty, only to find a mystery envelope on the desk. Reading it, Apollo finds a baffling message.
"Within the frame of the portrait, there is something to reveal. The truth of MM-4 will not be forever sealed."
The letter is signed from Akashic.
Apollo is baffled by the note, but chooses to follow the address to studio anyway. There, he encounters Klavier, who was called to the studio with the exact same note, with them both aware of who Drew Misham was. Evidently, someone wants both of them to investigate this case. Klavier himself is the same as usual, but Apollo can tell he's still shaken about what happened two months ago.
The investigation of Misham's studio is basically the same, minus Ema not being so obstinate since the Jurist system isn't a thing in this version, though she does comedically sock Klavier in the gut when he gets on her nerves one too many times. After learning about Brushel, Apollo then leaves to go find him, though, Klavier asks for Apollo to see him at his office, for...some reason.
The meeting with Valant is basically the same minus Phoenix being there, then there's essentially a merged take on the two encounters in the detention center with the introductions of Vera and Brushel. Brushel, noticeably, seems unsurprised in this version about Apollo taking up Vera's case. Here, though, he informs Apollo and Trucy of a secret compartment in Misham's studio, which he learnt about during the interview.
Returning to the studio, Apollo puts in the lock Brushel told him, and finds a series of evidence, all critical to the plot:
The last one shocks Apollo and Trucy immensely, only for any attempt to contact Phoenix to end up with no answer. Returning to the office, Apollo finds another letter, this time from Phoenix, informing the two of them he's had to vanish. He assures Apollo that he believes in him, and that, no matter what, he can pull through.
That evening, Apollo visits Klavier's office, which he sees has become much neater since the Gavinners have disbanded. Klavier exchanges some pretty friendly words with Apollo, only to clam up when Apollo notes that he's acting different. Klavier, suddenly, deflates.
Klavier reveals his backstory. His and Kristoph's father was an official of law who pushed his sons to be the greatest no matter what. While he was a great man who believed in the law, Klavier admits his methods were beyond harsh, and Kristoph bore the brunt of it, which Klavier suspects it the reason he turned out the way he did. He, on the other hand, got the easy deal in life, and lived the fulfilling life both as a prosecutor and musician.
This has changed now, though. With Daryan still at large, Kavier is stuck with the reminder that, no matter what, he's not what Apollo thinks he is. He, like every other person, is weak. Weak in spirit, weak in will, and weak in motivation. Everything, he says, which he thinks Apollo is.
"You know, Herr Forehead...I think we really are opposites."
Apollo ponders Klavier's words, then decides to show Klavier what he found. Klavier is left utterly shocked when he sees the photo, as he reveals a shocking fact, that "older boy" is actually Daryan. How on earth this is possible he has no idea, Daryan never talked about his past, but the truth is unmistakable. And, if that's the truth...who knows what else exists.
Klavier, despite being the prosecutor in the case, fully believes Vera is innocent. Together, he and Apollo are going to unravel the truth, and end what began seven years prior.
First Trial
The first half of the trial is basically identical to the actual game. Apollo and Klavier cross-examine Brushel. The only difference is Klavier is far less insistent, since here he wants Apollo to prove Vera's innocence.
Where it diverges however is once we get to the "proving what Misham was poisoned with" part, where, instead of a postage stamp kept in a picture frame, what Apollo pushes for is a recently sealed letter included in the correspondence letters in the secret compartment. As explained, the chain of letters were, in order to protect their security, were always matched with specific stamps for the responder to send with. Thus, when Misham was using the stamp sent to him, he ended up poisoning himself.
Obviously, the question then becomes why the letter was in the safe, only a bit of cross-examining answers that, Brushel did it on request of a dying Misham himself, who wanted both the "secret" to be hidden while still protecting Vera. Brushel's only mistake was not realizing poison residue got on the coffee cup, meaning Vera was implicated by essentially freak chance.
With this, Vera's innocence is proven, but, realizing that he's essentially implicated Phoenix, Apollo demands that Vera now testify so to get more information. This is where we go into the fact that, as a savant, she was the one comprising the forgeries, though purely on her fathers orders. Vera insists that, despite this, he was a good person, and was only doing this to help her.
Eventually, it comes out that there was actually a secondary correspondence chain besides Phoenix, but Vera claims her father burnt all of them out of shame. Before she can confirm, however, she collapses, having fallen into a coma, and is rushed to the hospital.
Apollo is left victorious and defeated, Vera innocent yet in intensive care, and the missing Phoenix now a murder suspect.
Second Investigation
The following day, Apollo is at the bar located at Sunshine Colosseum, drinking apple juice in frustration over the situation while talking to a not exactly inebriated Ema (Ema getting wasted is canon BTW, going off a piece of official art). Phoenix is still missing and a suspect, Vera is still in a coma with the strong likelihood of death, and there's zero way of proving the alternate chain of correspondence letters even existed. He's not really interested in the performance either, seeing Valant as just a criminal showboating about getting away with what he did.
Apollo, however, does come out for the segment at the end focused exclusively on Trucy, saying it's the least he can do for what might be one of the most important days of her life. Once her part is over, however, Valant returns for the final act...and then the show is suddenly halted. Trucy suddenly appears, looking horribly pale and genuinely shaken, and Apollo soon sees why as he heads into the underground parts of the colosseum, and finds a trail of blood leading into a storeroom. Standing there, a bloody sword in his hands, is Phoenix, with Lamiroir's body having been run through.
~~
A few hours later, the situation has been clarified. Lamiroir is alive, but in critical condition, Phoenix has been arrested and is now believed to be the culprit of both murders, and Valant not only believes that whole-heartedly, but is planning to testify in court that Phoenix is the murderer.
Apollo, obviously, doesn't believe for a second that Phoenix is the culprit, but can tell despite putting on a cheerful face Trucy is clearly even more grief-stricken and broken by the situation. Heading to the detention center, Apollo confronts Phoenix about what's happened.
~~
Visiting the crime scene, Ema delivers the low down on the situation. Lamiroir was stabbed through the abdomen, the weapon being one of the real swords that are used in the Trope Gramarye's acts (as is implied in canon, and explicit here, Magnifi's tricks involve the use of actual dangerous objects for authenticity). The storeroom has only one entrance/exit, and is otherwise completely inaccessible. Lamiroir's body was found on the table located in the middle of the room, with mild fractures located across her body. There's also an upper level in the storeroom accessible by a single ladder, and two strange holes in the wall on the far end, and an ornate knife which Trucy notes she doesn't recognize in the Gramarye props.
As Ema confirms, all evidence is pointing to Phoenix as the killer, but she refuses to believe that he's the culprit. Ema suddenly reveals a non-spoiler recap of the events of Rise from the Ashes explaining the actual relationship she has to Phoenix, and tells Apollo and Trucy that, no matter what, she has faith that they will be able to prove his innocence.
~~
Out on the stage, we have another meeting with Valant, giving more of the Gramarye backstory from the actual game:
~~
Outside the colosseum, Apollo and Trucy run into Brushel, who says that he's heard all about the current incident. Information travels fast, and, in this case, there's a lot more truth to be seen than just the basics:
~~
Heading back to the office, Apollo is mulling over what they know, with Trucy admitting she always "knew" Valant's hatred of Phoenix, but didn't want to acknowledge it. Suddenly, Apollo finds a crudely written message from Akashic (despite the handwriting being completely different) hidden with a shocking piece of information, head to the Borscht Bowl Club.
Arriving at the club, Apollo is shocked to find Klavier, who is acting friendly as always, but quickly gets serious again as he admits that Vera's health not only isn't improving, it's getting worse, and chances of her survival are seeming slimmer and slimmer. More pressingly, though, he reveals why he's here, because the letter explicitly gave him a heads up that the club is where Daryan and Machi have been hiding.
The question is where, but Apollo quickly deduces it, it's the secret room from Case 1 (remember that? That's now an actual plot point). He and Klavier head inside, where Daryan is sitting there, glaring at the two of them with eyes ready to kill.
Daryan asks why the two of them are planning to do, to which Klavier says he's simply here to talk. His failure to persecute Daryan was his own failure, so here in the moment he's going to try and atone for that failure. Daryan calls Klavier a naïve moron, and just readies the gun, fully intending to shoot.
Apollo, suddenly, notices a single cocoon Daryan successfully preserved from the destruction of the guitar through a plastic wrap. Apollo realizes that, even if he was willing to throw all of it away, Daryan at least wanted to preserve a single one, which makes him reveal his motives. 12 years ago, he and his parents were in a fatal car accident, and Daryan only survived because of the Misham's being there at the time. He spent his life trying to repay his debt to them, only for "someone" to appear seven years ago and essentially take Vera's life hostage. To that purpose, Drew had to make forgeries for that person, while Daryan had the more pressing job, become "friends" with Klavier, and make sure he never found out the truth.
This continued until Vera, who always suffered from fragile health, developed Incuritus, which would likely kill her before she turned 20. Daryan, determined to save her, organized the plan to smuggle out the cocoons with Machi, acquiring the cure he needed to save her life while also appeasing the masterminds want for Lamiroir to be in the country.
Klavier is understandably shocked about all of this, saying that, if he knew, he would've tried to help. Daryan just calls him a moron, and pulls the trigger...
...Only for the bullets to harmlessly bounce off Klavier's chest. As Apollo reveals, while the two of them were negotiating, Trucy had secretly entered the room and swapped the bullets with dummies. Daryan, refusing to give in, attacks Klavier in a fit a rage, only for him to be overpowered, unable to fight with a dislocated shoulder, and is forced to the ground. Daryan has been defeated.
Machi, who's still in the room, clarifies his own motives for the smuggling, explaining that Lamiroir had remembered "something" about her old home, and her family. Due to her fame and some kind of past "agreement", however, Lamiroir was prevented from ever leaving the country except as a tour, never able to see her family again. The plan, as Daryan had convinced him of, was that selling the cure would get Machi the money needed to free her.
Klavier asks if Daryan regrets what he's done, to which he just laughs at it. He regrets nothing of what he did, and rubs it in that he never considered Klavier a friend. Klavier goes silent for a bit, and then says he will find a way to get Vera treated, and will actually help Machi find a new identity and life, acknowledging the two of them as victims of a world larger than either of them could handle. As for Daryan, he'll carry the weight of all his sins, for the rest of life.
Daryan hesitates, clearly uncertain to trust him, before deciding to just give up. If Vera survives, then his life is worth sacrificing. Apollo is left almost baffled by this act of sacrifice considering how vile Daryan had revealed himself to be, but tells Klavier that maybe that's proof that everyone is trying their own method to survive in the world.
~~
After Daryan is taken away by Klavier, Apollo and Trucy investigate the hidden room, and find a strange note of what appears to be prison escape plans of some kind, which say that it'll be easy because of everyone being "sheep". After Trucy poking around some more (because Trucy), something shocking is unveiled, another secret passage, this time leading down a much longer, windier path, before finding themselves in, of all places...the crime scene.
This leaves the two of them incredibly confused, and they go to meet Klavier at his office. Klavier is shocked at the possibility, but thinks whole-heartedly that this at the same time explains a lot, though he can prove none of it:
~~
Valant is found at his "office", which is horribly run down and filled with bottles indicating he probably has some issues he's not quite being honest about. After his extremely hostile interaction last time, Valant almost refuses to talk, but acquiesces at Trucy's request:
Apollo gets annoyed by Valant's obstinacy on discussing the current case, only for Trucy to find something, a letter asking him to meet the two of them "backstage", addressed by Phoenix! Why was Valant working with a man he actively hated?
~~
Apollo and Trucy meet with Phoenix yet again in the detention center. Phoenix asks Apollo if he understands the facts, to which Apollo admits he's just even more confused.
Before he leaves, Phoenix drops a hint that, if he wants the truth, to give "him" the note Apollo has. Apollo questions how on earth Phoenix knows that, to which Phoenix just smiles, quotes Mia, and says he is placing his faith in the next generation.
Suddenly, Apollo gets a call from Ema, she's found Brushel, and he's willing to talk.
~~
Apollo and Trucy find Brushel talking with Ema at People Park. Brushel acts incredibly nervous and attempts to hide the truth, but, the moment Apollo shows the tipoff about Daryan to him, he cracks and begins the mother of all exposition dumps:
Brushel admits that he knows all this is a lot to take in, but says that Phoenix was perhaps the man who impressed him more than anyone else in the world. A man who would gladly sacrifice his own life if it was in the interest of granting justice for another. He tells Apollo and Trucy that, no matter what, it's their responsibility to carry what he started, and to, perhaps, change the world. Before he leaves, he hands Apollo something Phoenix asked him to give, a fresh locket made from the one Phoenix found on Zak's body, showing Trucy as she is now. It is the proof of everything Phoenix now fights for, and what Apollo should be fighting for as well.
~~
At sunfall, Apollo and Trucy see Thalassa on her hospital bed.
Trucy admits she barely even remembers her mother. She was only five when she "died", and she had no idea what even happened to her. The only words she can even say are that she looks peaceful now, as if the cruel nature of the world is absent in a single instance.
Apollo starts pondering the meaning of what he's even doing, if even doing this means anything.
Apollo feels a grip on his hand.
Like a miracle, even though she is near death, her hand touches his.
For seconds, a happy memory appears in the back of his mind, of a loving woman's song.
"What...what was that...?"
Suddenly, Apollo's phone rings. Answering it, it's Klavier. Talking to him, he reveals he and Ema investigated Kristoph's jail cell while he was in questioning, and found not just an identical vial of nail polish to the one that poisoned Vera, as well as a envelope identical to the correspondence letters Misham and Phoenix were using! Klavier says he's certain there's a thread behind all of this, and that the two of them are going to prove everything in court.
"Everything's in place. You ready?"
"...If I don't do this, there's no reason why I'm even alive."
"Heh, all right then. Herr Justice...let's rock."
~~~
This got too long for one post, so read Part 3 for the final trial.
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The Beast of Cairn Gorm

The Beast of Cairn Gorm
Just over a 100km north of Inverness, Scotland in the small village of Braemar, on the Berriedale River, lived a gaelic speaking people of approximately 800. Raising cattle, farming and being good neighbours was the village’s mission statement. Winters remained dark and bitter but pints were rarely without gripped hands and spirits remained high. On one such night, a dozen or so frolicking and drunken Braemar folk kept a late hour at the Ox and Yolk Pub; an establishment in Braemar that was the pearl of the town. The pub, owned by Angus John MacDougall, rarely had its guitars and fiddles silenced and the laughter was perpetual. In the corner of the pub opposite the raging fireplace, Angus kept a piano that was rarely played and mostly used as a spot to lay your empty drinks. Angus saw to it that a doily was placed atop it to prevent any water damage. He bought it in Aberdeen at an auction and felt that it gave the place a bit of style but residents knew, as did he, that piano had no place in proper fiddle tunes. At least not here. Aila Gillis, the server kept the drinks flowing and was on her feet for hours from the opening when dinner service started and the stews filled bellies and the chips never stopped, post-dinner. When Colin Kenworth laid his fiddle down to the boos of the few left, he did so with a smile and an apology. This was the dance. This was the routine each night. The music had to cease at some point and it was always to the yells of resistance of the patrons but they also knew that this signified their time to get the coats and hats on and head out into the crunchy snow and howling wind. After all, the wives would let them play for awhile. Farming and cattle keeping was hard work and it was a trade off. They would keep the peace and ensure that they had their nights of pints and repeated gaelic tales of northern prowess in hunting and iron guts that held their drink like no other.
The remaining din was of goodbyes, stools moved about, dishes and pint glasses collected and coats being slipped on. A few laughs for the remaining 9 patrons that typically saw to the close of the place and cutting through the jolly ambience was a shriek that some would claim to have shook the tables and the empty glasses upon them. This unknown noise repeated one more time, seconds after, and this time, it already had won its silence as to remain as clear as possible. Heads turned to each other with a look of shock and disbelief.
“What was that, does anyone know”? Colin spoke up. Being the most sober of the bunch, outside of Aila and Angus, he knew that this was not a trick of the mind and it was clear to him that it was no sound that he’d ever heard before.
“My jesus, Angus….is that Edward MacLeod’s cattle next door being attacked?. Those fooking wolves have been getting some bollocks on them since we started working on the turbines” Aila shouted. Angus, who had stopped frozen in his nightly closing bar wipe down. “Jesus, Aila, I dunno….that’s not a cow, no….more like an eagle but they aren’t that loud and aren’t around at night” He replied.
The patrons stopped and there seemed to be no rush to get out into the night. Gordon Allen Logan, the youngest of the crew had been working for the past year with his father, Glen, on the new wind turbine that one of the big companies had started installing into the countryside. It provided dozens of new jobs for the folks in Braemar and surrounding villages across the river. They were hearty folks and could be relied upon for the tough jobs that no southerners would go near in the winter. Gordon exclaimed “well, I’m to gittin home and fetching my rifle and I’ll find out because if it’s wolves, we can’t lose more livestock”…..Gordon started moving towards the door. His arm was firmly grabbed by Colin. “Shrink yer bollocks down, lad…nobody should be getting out there yet. Just wait a second, there”. The shriek repeated loudly and with a higher tone and it was followed by the scream of a man…..a scream that had as much fear washed over it as you could imagine. This made knees buckle inside the pub. Angus had not seen any of these lads afraid before. Not like this. It was not meant to be obvious but they were caught off guard. The shriek and the scream ended. It was hard to tell the distance but it was no more than 300, maybe 200 metres away. It was distant but none of them had ever heard a man scream that loud. That was pure terror in his heart.
“CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT IS HAPPENING, LADS? WHO WAS THAT, WHAT WAS THAT?!” yelped Danny Christie, a Northern Irish expat engineer from County Armagh that had moved to Braemar to take up the management of the energy center being used to monitor the wind turbines. “It’s fookin madness! That would have woke the town”
“Me by’s, I need to get back to the missu! She’s alone! I need to get out of this place and back home!!” added David MacCullough…..a part time guitar player at the pub and manager of the local grocer…..”the wife is alone with the baby and for sure as christ, she’d be off her head with this racket. I have to go, lads….”
And with that, he grabbed his coat and pushed through the door before anyone could protest or hold him back. The wind forced its heavy whistle into the pub on the door opening and with a slam, forced by the same wind….David was heard running through the snow. The crunching was fast and his panting almost as loud….and after a half a minute, it all faded into the distance. He couldn’t be seen for the frost on the stained glass windows. Others had the same idea but were more interested in attempting to decipher the mysterious animal. It was a beast, for certain.
Michael Coy. The oldest of the residents was an old farmer that spent nearly 8 decades watching Braemar grow into the village it is today from thick woods and spacious meadows and rolling hills, alongside a rushing river. Then it was home to only 28 residents, 6 homesteads including his own up on the highest hill. His father built the home in the early 1900s and Michael took very good care of it along with the 40 acres of farm surrounding it. He built an adjacent barn for the ox and chickens. The other original residents had passed away many years ago.
Michael slumped into his seat, clutching his long white beard. He was staring onto the floor, seemingly distracted and distraught. He was shaking. A man nearly 80, he shook a lot but he was visibly upset. Danny seemed to have been the only one in the pub that noticed the distress of the elderly man.
“Michael Coy, by jaysus…are you alright old man?” Danny quietly and privately asked of Old Mick Coy.
Slowly rotating his wide open gaze, he moved to meet Danny’s concerned face. “I’m fine, just a bit tired, son and I’ll have to be moving on. I may have left the barn door open and that wind is a real bastard tonight. I …. I don’t want to risk the livestock freezing overnight if the cold shuts down the generator” Danny found this explanation to be quite cosmetic. There was something in Coy’s voice, the tremble and slow, measured words that made it sound a bit made up. “Coy, tell me what’s botherin ya…it’s not the chickens, I know this b’y. You are not one to leave anything open or prepared” Danny added.
Just then, from just outside the pub at what must have been just inside no more than 50 metres inside the tree line….a deafening shrill, a high pitched beastly scream that put everyone into their seats and some with a bright whimper from a fear, unexpected. The lights seemed to have flickered but from the sudden fright, it could have been a trick of the eye. This time, it was accompanied by a constant panting and low growl. Whispering as loudly as possible but with clear intention, now, that detection is not favourable…..Angus asked young Gordon to turn off the light at the front door while he turned off the read kitchen light, leaving a lantern burning on the piano. Gordon decided that bolting the door wouldn’t hurt either. The latch slid shut and the group knew that this was something new, something extraordinary and something terrible and dangerous. The silence filled the pub if you didn’t count the collective din of hard breathing and beating hearts. Angus reached under the bar to the bottom and slid out a rifle that was once used for Elk but now he kept in case of wolves or lynxes that got to close to the visitors outside in the summer when he had a few tables in front.
Michael Coy pulled his wool hat down and covered his eyes. This went unnoticed by no-one.
“For the love of jesus, Michael….what’s eating you?” said Colin. The rest vocalized their concern also. Michael was afraid of nothing. Hard as the peak of Ben Nevis and as fearless as a Hebrides Bull. He was being devoured by fear now. This was a canary in a coalmine for the lads that watched this pillar become a puddle.
Michael pulled up his wool stocking cap to reveal his deep, blue bloodshot eyes, awash with a light mist of tears that he wiped as quickly as he could. He took a slow breath and wiped forward on his lap as a distraction reflex….”I’m alright by’s….just had a bit much of the drink and the tummy is not feeling too good from the fish” he proclaimed. “I’ll have you know that Tommy Dylan and Raymond Campbell caught that fish fresh today out on the ice! There was nothing wrong with the fish!” Aila protested. “Speak up old man” Angus said. “What’s gotten into you?”
Michael slowly stood up, holding onto the shoulder of Danny Christie and his cane in the other hand….made a little “oof” sound and slowly walked towards the bar and leaned into it, his back to the group….a light growl and branches snapping was heard outside from the same distance as before. This turned all heads and made Michael grab a bar stool with his squeezing, white knuckled hands.
“I’ve heard this before” Michael said softly….then slowly turning to meet the eyes that had just settled back on him, from the direction of the door. “It was a long time ago, maybe 50 years or so but I know this sound like I knew the sound of my wife’s voice. Not something I’d soon forget although would give anything to be able to” Michael continued. “When my father’s father broke ground here for the very home of mine that you’ve all been to up on the hill…it required a great deal of wood and digging. We cleared out a lot of wood and chased away a lot of wildlife and my grandfather used to tell me that we take the space that we need and not an shovelful more. We kept to that until my father passed away. After he was buried, we came home and the first thing that came to mind was to extend the farm and make space for the barn that now lies 40 metres from the house and being a 25 year old young man that never really paid much attention to my elders…..I declined my father and grandfather’s wishes of not expanding or using more of the highlands to stake my claim on the rest of the land that we owned by deed but did not exploit. I felt that this was my damned lot and I wanted to use it for as much as I could reap from it. So, I did, with the help of some hired local boys from nearby Brora that had the tools and carriages that I needed to get the job done” Michael, stared into the door ahead of him and paused. He walked slowly back to his seat on the bench next to Danny and blew some heat into his hands. Not a sound was made from the lads.
“I was warned to not take more. I remembered only then, in my twenties, a story that my grandfather told me about the Beast of Cairn Gorm - he called it - that lived in a cave on the highest point of the Cairn Gorm nearly 1300 metres up. It terrified me as a child….but even as a clever story that I felt was a tale of the retributions of over indulgence, it seemed a bit extraordinary and one that seemed clearly invented within the mind of an old Highland man. It was an old gaelic tale that was whispered about between the kids and when brought up, in fun, the faces of the adults turned to scorn and sharp shushes. We kids felt that the adults just played the game well.” He continued.
“So, I had forgotten that story for two decades until the first of my 40 acres were cleared away and tills came in to cut up the soil, while I worked on the large barn I focused on…..that some very peculiar activities started happening. See, I was the only home in the area of a few dozen residents that wasn’t happy with the confines of the small home and wanted more. I wish that I hadn’t” Michael took a sip of the forgotten about last bit of his Tennent’s that wasn’t yet collected by Aila. The rest of the folks started to quietly pick up their chairs and get closer to Michael to keep the rest of the tale as covert as possible from any terrible ears outside of the pub. Gordon lightly ensured the lock was in place while Angus came from around the bar with his rifle, stoked the fire to make sure it didn’t go out in this bitterly cold night.
“One night in October, after opening up a bottle of cider that was gifted to us in celebration of the new land development that we completed during two months, my wife and I sat at our kitchen table after a lovely dinner – of what, I don’t remember now – and that was when we heard this terrible sound for the first time. She dropped the bottle onto our wooden floor and it bounced around. I remember being angry at the bottle while it rolled. It seemed illogical but I was focused on the sound and when the bottle had come to a stop at the foot of the wood stove….we could hear loud footsteps and the cracking of large branches. Then, that is when we heard our cows scream. If you haven’t heard a cow scream, then I envy you. This was terror. Pure terror in the animals voices. We heard them being slaughtered not 30 yards away. I grabbed my gun, a pocket full of shells and rushed on my boots and ran outside. I was terrified but I needed to do something. There was something killing my livestock. I ran to the newly built barn and the door had been pried open. The animals’ entrails and skin and flesh were strewn across my barn. I could not tell which were pigs, cows or lamb. All were ripped apart. Then I heard this shriek come from just outside the rear of the barn…..followed by a guttural roar. I ran outside, my heart was pounding and I thought I would faint from fear….but to the back of the barn, the shriek again! I saw a massive beast bent over with matted fur which could only have been from the blood of my animals…..it’s eyes were shining in the moonlight and it was panting and growling in a low vibration, staring directly at me. It must have been 7 or 8 foot tall, long ears fallen to the side of its head but with sharp teeth that protruded from its maw and down to it’s chin. Then, suddenly, to my left near the house, my wife screamed. She had been standing on the porch and had noticed this monster. It immediately noticed her and began to speed towards her on all fours. This was no animal I have ever seen or knew of its existence. It was fast and was about to descend upon my wife. Why did you scream, woman!? I raised my shotgun as quickly as I could and landed a shot into its lower back which sent it rolling across the yard of my house and I added another to its neck. It sounded a piercing yelp and looked at me with a malice that reduced me to jelly. Then quickly reloaded with the shells from my pocket and shot again, this time missing it entirely. I was shaking. I was physically vibrating.
It was down and not moving except for its head that was intent on me and while I took aim with my last shell, it roared at me with its fanged mouth wide open. It was certainly perturbed with the holes I had put into it. The surprise of the shriek made me drop my gun. My hands were drenched in sweat and I was lucky to have landed any shots at all with my shakes and sweat covered hands. My wife ran inside and it rose to its feet and took a step towards me as I scrambled for the shotgun on the darkened grassy yard. Then I finally felt it and picked it up. When I looked up, the beast had run off. It was moving fast away from us and it was emitting yelps of pain and growls of rage. I didn’t care. It was gone.” Michael then let out a long sigh, reliving his night those 50+ years ago feeling the relief that he felt that night and then rose his head suddenly to attention and looked towards the door of the pub. He then came back to reality. It was back. It had obviously killed…that one man whoever it was….they would have known him. He would have been a friend. All the village were friends. Even Ethel MacDonough, the town loudmouth and gossiper…..and how many more lives were lost this night?
Michael continued to an attentive storytelling session of listeners “It came back three more times during that month but seemed to remain a spectator…we heard its growls in the night and the crashing of the brush and branches within the tree line beyond the crops. We had our gun at the ready and had some folks bring me up a new rifle that was semi-automatic from Glasgow that I don’t think was really legal.”
“I know what you mean`” Danny added. “I lived a few years in Belfast, Michael. Remember?” and tried to attempt a cheeky, comforting smile. Michael hardly paid any attention as he continued.
“We had been told….warned… to leave the land alone. We were told tales of a bogeyman that were laughable, at best, but were told to leave the land alone and take only what was enough for you and your family. I want you to know, I was not being greedy. I wanted to provide food for mine and was just glad that the beast had disappeared for years after and that was when I had my daughter Isabelle. She was only 5 years old around the time when the area attracted new settlers and….they started to build the town” he explained.
“but Michael….you mean your son Michael Jr….Micky Alexander ….your son that works at the docks now in Liverpool….right, you don’t have a daughter” Angus interrupted.
“Please, Angus…..” Michael hushed Angus with a calming hand gesture “let me finish”…..
The Old Man observed the faces around him, with a final glance to the space around the front of the bar. Listening. Seems that only Michael could hear the low breathing that accompanied his survey.
“that damn thing would not give up!” Michael insisted. “the villagers did not help the situation with the constant build and razing of meadows, woodland and river space. I did not blame them. They were not aware. If I had told them, how would they accept this fairy tale when a child of 5 thought it to be pure haver…gibberish?? I asked them, during one town meeting, that perhaps they leave some of the natural space for the habitat of the wildlife so we don’t drive away the elk, rabbits and deer. We would need food and they also help the fertility of the land for crops. I was voted down. They wanted mills and lumber yards and needed to pull in the riverbanks for boat passages. This was not going to end well. I hoped that mine was not connected to my childhood warning and this monstrosity was a one-time occurrence. It was not” Michael’s head bowed. He had trouble catching his breath and coughed twice. This brought about a sound much closer to the pub that sounded like a demonic recognition of an old friend. A low mooing sound. Deep and unnatural. The group inside froze and trembled. Angus gripped his rifle and pulled it close to his chest. There was silence for nearly 10 minutes after this….Michael wanted to hurry back to his final bit of the story. His cautionary tale that was past caution.
“The wind turbines. The town had grown so much back then in such a short time and remained unmoved for so long that I had not considered this until I heard this thing tonight. We have just ripped apart untold stretches of land – at least 80 km – to install cabling and these behemoths for the energy of a few Glaswegians. I didn’t think about this. It would have been through many villages now to make its way here tonight. I promise you that lives were lost this night. It is not finished. The destruction of the land it surveys creates a seething rage. I’ll be honest, I am not sure why it has stalled outside. It is what I tell you. This is beyond doubt. The question is if we will survive as I did that night long ago. My daughter did not. It took her away from me” Michael lamented, glossy eyed.
“After the town had been built up and there were dances and fiddles blaring and the newly erected halls were alight with merry and cheer….it made its way to us. It was always in the dark of night. Never in the day. It came to us while the town was asleep. Screams rang out across the village as it tore from home to home. Some homes were smashed into and we lost 6 of our folk. When it came to me, I heard it first outside, howling….I heard the claws raking across the trees. It wanted my attention. I knew what it was. I know that it remembered me. My wife peeked outside and I begged her to hold her stress. We could not risk this beast getting inside. We turned off the lights. It wanted revenge I have no doubt. Not just for the raping of its land but for the wounding of it years before. I believe that the reason it held back was also because I believe that it had some small measure of fear which caused its hesitation.
My little girl woke and began screaming. I grabbed my rifle and flashlight and ran outside to make some attempt to take this thing on. Whether I was killed or not, it would not get to my family. I got to the front porch. There is was, staring into my little girl’s bedroom. It was as massive as I remembered. I screamed at it in such a rage that I frightened myself. I was ready to wrestle it to the ground if I had to. I shot at it again. It shrieked at me and slammed it’s claws at the house as the bullet hit. This time, the shoulder. It seemed to make it more enraged” Michael grit his teeth and spit out the next sentence with tears.
“it smashed my little Isabella’s window. The window exploded and it rushed into the room while I scrambled after it screaming, crying, wailing while my wife screamed from behind me and raced behind me, falling into the mud at the bottom of the steps….I got the window in less than a second, it felt. The beast had my daughter in its claws” Michael paused, wiped a tear, another sip from a now empty pint. Danny handed him his for that final sip. Gordon and Colin placed arms around Michael Coy while he finished his tale.
“There was blood covering its right arm as it spread a wide fanged grin across its face. This thing was a mass of rage filled instinct, I knew but at this moment, it was personal. I knew this. I pointed my gun at it and because Isabelle was small, I knew I could get its leg or foot to disable it for a moment to reach Isabelle. I raised the gun and immediately, it let out a scream as it stretched its head towards me to focus its anger towards me. My wife and daughter screamed in unison while I fired. I barely grazed its leg. It didn’t even flinch. It rushed towards me while I raised my Enfield for another shot and it knocked me to the ground and sent my rifle flying. It flew off into the forest. I could hear the screams of my little Isabelle fading into the distance. I gave chase as long as my legs could and I heard nothing. Was beaten down by branches in my face and roots tripping me up in the pitch dark. I lay in the bog, wailing uncontrollably. Screaming for my little girl for hours until I had to get back to my wife that was beyond comfort. We spent years in a haze. We could not stop considering the hundreds of versions of Isabelle’s fate. It plagued us. 7 years later, Mary got pregnant with Michael Alexander. We put up a large fence but we vowed to stay and not give up our land. I have added to my gun collection and we raised Michael without incident for the rest of our lives, until now” Michael concluded. The lads were all tear filled and with heads bowed and felt Michael’s pain. Aila, head in hands, weeped quietly near the fire with her back to the rest.
“Fook sake Michael….I’m sorry lad. I didn’t know” Angus declared. Colin, Danny, Angus, Aila, Gordon and the other boys Arthur and Dennis, brothers who patroned the pub every Saturday evening, looked at each other and asked Michael what could be done and what are we expecting.
“We must make a stand. We cannot let this get any further. We cannot let it take any more innocent lives” Michael asserted. “what weapons do you have, Angus?”
“I have a pistol in the drawer of the desk in back and this here rifle”. I have some knives in the little kitchen in the back if they are of any use but can’t imagine you’d get close enough to use, by your account” Angus replied.
The group each took whatever they could. Michael refused a weapon while Danny took the pistol and various items – knives, a cricket bat and a fire poker and snow shovel were grabbed up. They moved towards the front. The low breathing was not far from them, on the other side of that paint chipped, three-inch-thick cedar door. The lads tried to get a peek again through the stained glass window but could see nothing.
Danny took a deep breath, paused and slowly unbolted the door and gripped its handle. There was a paralyzing fear amongst the group at what they would see and less of what it could do.
The door creaked open. Angus and the others had never heard that creak before. The pub was usually full of life and song and laughter that this unwelcome noise had not existed. The door slowly fulfilled its action to bring in a bluster of wind and light snow. The snow in front of them was luminated white and shining from the one light that positioned itself at the start of the lane that had guided so many staggering souls back to their safe and warm beds.
There was nothing outside but the blackness of a tree line and a the last steps of David’s rush home. David never made it home, it was later learned. Found in a ditch off the path, less than 150 metres from the pub. The group scanned the perimeter and listened. Nothing.
Then a low growl attracted their attention in a cumulative snap of heads towards the left of the tree line, near Angus’ bobcat tractor used for snow removal. There it was. Eyes alight, nearly 8 foot tall. Staring at its prey. All you can eat buffet for demons. They stood paralysed. They gripped their weapons. Angus raised his rifle. Waiting for a shot. Danny was first. Danny, a crack shot, fired his pistol at it, hitting it straight into the head. The precision of an IRA soldier. A former life that was extinguished and escaped from.
The beast howled into the sky and clutched at its eye where the bullet seemed to hit. Then Angus fired and hit the snowplow window “Ah fuck!” he shouted. Even during this, he momentarily realized that he had smashed his own window. Then fired another and hit its chest while Danny pushed forward through the snow, pistol at eye level firing every last bullet into the beast while it attempted to run. Courage found itself in the team as they all pushed forward knowing that Danny had provided an advantage. They got close to it. Michael stayed back at the pub door. He watched. He wanted his revenge but he knew that his old legs would not be able to catch up.
“Da…..daddy……” a female voice came from behind Michael, in the empty pub. Michael gasped and spun around. This little voice was etched in his memory and would be if he lived to be 5000 years old. Tears gushed from his eyes and he peered across the pub. Nothing. There was nothing. He fell to his knees, sobbing. He needed closure. This was his past begging for him to make amends, somehow.
He rose up, he moved outside to the group that had surrounded the wounded beast. It was on its haunches, covering its head. Danny had pointed his final bullet towards its head and was ready to pull the trigger when Michael, who appeared behind him quietly, placed a frail hand on Danny’s and took the pistol.
The beast then uncovered itself and looked directly into the eyes of Michael Coy. Old enemies. A lifetime journey of hell steered by this fur clad nightmare. It grinned with that same wide fanged mouth. It’s mouth was covered in blood from its night of savage brutality. Many Isabelle’s were cut down this evening. The beast gave out a final shriek and a sudden swipe of its claw took off Michael’s arm but not before that final blast. Blood filled the air as Michael Coy’s arm flew across the sky. It was hard to distinguish between the shriek of the beast, the gun shot and the scream from old Michael Coy. The beast collapsed to the ground. A fountain of blood gushed from its head while Michael lay in the snow, filling it with blood while Danny and Angus grabbed him and began to pull him back towards the pub. Dragging Michael leaving a trail of blood across the snow. The rest of the group screamed and stabbed and beat the demonic creature until it was nothing more than a hair covered mass in the snow. The group made its stand at the behest of Michael Coy. Michael got his revenge but at the price of his life. The old man, lay bleeding to death. Bar cloths and coats held the blood to a minimum but it couldn’t be stopped. Michael offered the group a last look and a vague smile and looked up, imagining his lovely wife Mary and daughter Isabelle and then he joined them. The group then burned the beast and dumped the remains into the river using Angus’ bobcat plow.
The following weeks, there were stories of what the villagers had seen. The pub group had made a promise to leave the story alone. To keep it to themselves forever. It would do no good to cause a furor and also risk being ostracized as drunken fools with wild imaginations. Michael was said to have been attacked by wolves on his way home. An old man that was easy prey for the scavenging packs that had been pushed into the village due to the overextension of the land development. Four years after the night’s deadly occurrences, the Scottish government had decided to bring investment to Braemar and the villages of Aberdeenshire and provide new jobs with a large-scale highway project. There would be a new Council highways moving through the north. The new mayor of Braemar had brokered this deal and was proud to be leading this new development. The villagers that new the truth, including Danny, Angus, Aila, Colin, Gordon, Arthur and Dennis were not against it. They knew that their bogeyman had been dealt with and this was a welcome new chapter for the area. As long as the village kept its community, there would be no objection.
Six months into the rapidly moving infrastructure project, 160km of forest was razed and rivers were bridged and Aberdeenshire was hardly recognized anymore. This would make for easier access to the larger towns and cities for supplies and medical visits. Over 200 new jobs were created for the project and it would last another 3 years, it was projected.
It was at the end of this six months that there were shrieks across the countryside. Higher pitched screeches. This was soon followed by the loss of many project workers, then children. Then sightings of many human-like hairy monstrosities with fangs and claws moving very fast across fields and woodland. Some claimed to have seen 4 at once moving quickly across the land and some seen feeding on livestock.
The beast had been given a family. The slaughter was far reaching, merciless and quick. Their directives were instinctive and not focused on livestock.
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He still came around making trouble, but oddly enough, our little cul-de-sac corner was more-or-less Batshit Crazy-free for the next 34 months.
After that, things sort of calmed down. Well, one of his older boys thought it would be fun to attack Khris, push her off her bike, and try and steal the Uzbek sapphire amulet I had gotten her years earlier.
Khris is not a small girl; she is a corn-fed daughter of the vast cow-pocked hills and rolling pastures of Baja Canada. She didn’t take lightly to some weasely little Arab probably future pole-smokers trying to steal from and assaulting her.
It took more than one punch, but Khris coldcocked the elder of the Guano Insano clan and laid him out so an undertaker could have taken easy measurements. Oh, he was still breathing, but I nevertheless think he was shammin’, playin’ possum until Daddy Dearest could come and rescue him from the rage of wrathful Wisconsinians.
Liam and I were sitting in the porch area of his villa, smoking cigars, drinking our sunrisers, watching the tableau unfold. We both thought Khris handled the situation well, particularly the outcome. The miscreant was out cold’n a foundered mackerel and Khris didn’t heel-stamp him in the chuckle-bits nor curb-stomp his head even though he had initially, and without provocation, punched Khris in the head.
Major stylistic points, Khris.
After 6 or 7 of his offspring rant to alert him, Señor Srībaśita Inasēna came over to shovel his insensible frogspawn up off the tarmac. He was ranting and raving, screaming and splitting the air with threats, dark oaths and other forms of bad noise.
He headed straight for Khris to administer a smackdown, as Khris resolutely held her ground.
I merely stood up and asked Khris if she needed some help.
She replied in the negative, stating that this fool wasn’t going to be much more of a challenge than ‘his idiot kid’
I swear, he went, even more, batshit crazy. However, something clicked and Señor Srībaśita Inasēna looked over his shoulder to see not one, but two near-identical way-more-crazy than he extra-large people standing there, both with cigars and icy cold drinks. He suddenly seemed to experience a spate of total recall how one of the large apparitions said he’d begin him on his journey toward room temperature if he so much as sneered in our direction.
He scooped up his unconscious spawn, muttered something none of us could make out, and scurried back to his loathsome piece of home real estate.
That was more or less the end of our run-ins with Señor Srībaśita Inasēna and his extended tribe.
Swing forward to the late summer. The weather calmed a bit and one’s skin didn’t immediately bubble every time one went out to collect the local morning news-rag. Things were going well for the cul-de-sac; jobs were advancing apace, children were doing well in their various studies, people were, oh what was that word? Ah, yes, happy.
Happy people do fun things.
So, it was decided it was time we have a block party.
Of course, Liam came up with the brilliant idea that we should have a pig roast.
“Umm, Liam”, I ahemed, “In case you forgot, we live in an Arabic Muslim country in the Middle East. Pigs and pork and porcine parts are sort of verboten around here. “
“Ok, Rock”, Liam laughed, “I know that, you know that, my hat knows that. But we Brits must have our bacon, sausage, and chops. It’s in our DNA. Besides, I can get one flown in through my company; under the wire. I could sneak him over here easily. We’d just have to keep him under wraps until bar-be-que time rolls around. You’re from Texas, so…”
“Adopted native son” I corrected.
“Right”, Liam continued, “But you were from Baja Canada first, so you must know how to cook a whole pig…”
“That right, I do, but…, I said, “…you want to bring a live pig in here, and keep him for a while until we can sort out the cooking necessities. We can’t use the industrial-sized stoves in the rec center at the pool. That’d raise a few eyebrows…”
Es and Cassandra wander over, listen for a bit and exclaim “Are you both out of your tiny, little minds?”
I had to admit, as I poured Liam and myself a refill, that the idea did have a certain ‘Up Yours!’ mouthwatering bacon-scented charm.
So, all four of us sat outside and over beer, vodka, and white wine for the ladies, we brewed up a perhaps passable project for our pig party.
The thing was, I’d be gone offshore for a couple of weeks and the pig would have to live at someone’s villa, under wraps, for that time; which actually escalated to 3 months.
Esme, surprising as always, volunteered to take on the task.
Might have been the white wine talking, but she admitted to missing bacon as well.
“OK, but we’re going to need a bar-be-cue pit. Where and when?” Liam asked.
“I’ll talk to Shiehk Gungan and secure permission for a Hawaiian-style pit bar-be-cue for someone or other’s fake birthday. If we can get Vonn and Honey Bee on board, their villa’s backyard backs up to a tall brick wall bordering the alley behind the City Centre. I could put in a pit there easily, and it would be out of the purview of prying eyes.” I said.
“Good”, Casandra said, “Let me get the gin and tonic makin’s and get Vonn and Honey over here as well as Dane and Dyad. Gonna have a block party, make sure you invite the entire block.”
Over the term of the afternoon, we had our plans.
Liam would secure a pig for us; approximately 200-300 pounds, on the hoof. It’d stay in our backyard under both our sun tarp and Esme Srs.’ care until Pig Killin’ Time. Liam, Vonn, and I would handle that little chore. I’d get permission to ‘dig’ a pit and install the bar-be-cue pit in Honey and Vonn’s back yard. Liam and I would handle the actual roast, and we’d all chip in for charcoal and wood smokin’ chunks, and whatever else we could find.
Dyad said she knew many, many farmers it the area and many had fruit trees, in various stages of repair. Certainly, some of that would smoke up a treat. Persimmon, pomegranate, fig, mango, durian, banana…all the earmarks of a weird pig roast.
So we had a date, a plan and the ingredients for a complete fiasco. Since Sr. Guano Insano was no longer part of the picture, and as we had few interlopers, this might actually work without all of us being tossed into the hoosegow.
I’d liberate a bit of pit diggin’ materials from work, just a small amount of dynamite, C-4, and Primacord; I already had the blasting machines. Vonn and Liam would lay in the charcoal and wood for the actual pig roast and well, Bob’s your uncle.
I went offshore to complete the 12th well on the platform and had to deal with all the logistics, bureaucracy and other sanctioned horseshit that comes with the territory. It took almost exactly 3 weeks, and at that time, Esme’s initial negative reaction to pig-sitting had changed considerably.
She had named the critter and found it to be a rather clever, and even sociable, beast. She even allowed it free reign of our house.
The name she chose was one from an old, endearing structural professor: Prof Pinkus (Prof. Pink-ass).
Ahem.
This was an unforeseen complication.
“Es, remember, “ I said over the phone, “That pig is not a pet. It’s not your buddy. It’s not going shopping with you. It’s going to be the guest of honor at a block party. Perspective, please.”
“Oh, Rock”, Es gushed, “I know that. It just makes it easier to keep up with Prof. Pinkus if you treat him like a pet rather than livestock.”
“Es!”, I yell, “He IS livestock. Soon to be deadstock. Soon to be crisply pit barbequed to a crackly crunch. He’s not your friend, he’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
“OK, love you too.” Es says, ignoring me, “See you soon. Safe flights. Keep the shiny side up.”
I hang up. “Oh, shit. This does not bode well.” I mused on the flight shoreward.
I have to admit, pigs can be personable animals. Canny, inquisitive, seemingly intelligent. But even so, that does not trump them being delicious, appetizing, and delectable generators of bacon. Prof. Pinkus is going to be ham, bacon, and sausage soon. Not a boon companion.
The next day I ‘dig’ the pit for the barbeque. I used a shovel for exactly 2 minutes and dynamite, C-4, and primacord for a few more. Vonn was astonished that I not only dug a 6’x6’x4’ wide hole in less than an afternoon, but that I did it while smoking a cigar, drinking an, ok, several icy adult beverages, and never even breaking a sweat in the hellish late summer heat.
The Bobcat with the mounted backhoe, which I had ‘borrowed’ from work, helped a little.
Liam wandered over after the pyrotechnics were done. He didn’t care for them as the noise ‘offended his ears’. Truth be told, he had seen enough pyro jobs go south in his line of work and wanted nothing to do with them. I assured him I was a licensed Master Blaster as well as the one and only Motherfucking Pro from Dover, but it took some time to get him up to speed on the use of explosives for fun and profit.
We let the pit settle, as it was in mostly in desert sand held together with a bit of aeolian clay, or loess. We kept it wet and covered with sheets of canvas. It’d be fine for our pit barbeque in the days hence.
Vonn, Liam and I fabricobbled a cover for the pit which was made of thatched palm fronds supported by ½” pine furring-strips frame along the outer surface. Dane found a hunk of tin stove pipe and we fashioned a nicely workable chimney for the cover. Once the fire was going, and the pig in its new home, we could set the cover over the pit, shovel earth over it to seal it off and use the iris-valve in the chimney to regulate airflow.
One looks at it now, it would almost appear that we knew what we were doing.
Probably nothing was further from the truth.
We needed to ‘season’ the pit, but first, we needed to line the pit with rocks. This serves to hold the heat, and will even out its distribution. But, all we have to use is limestone around here and if limestone ever gets wet, there might be water in the fractures of the rocks. Heat that up to over 1000C and you’ve got yourself a nifty little bomb.
Of course, this will not do…
So, I get on the phone with several ‘exotic’ marble companies in the big city of Duhu. I call around asking if they might have some scrap sheets of granite, quartzite, granodiorite or marble.
Sure, for a price.
However, there was this one place where I knew this guy…
He took in huge, and I mean 4m x 5m x 5m blocks of exotic rock from the subcontinent; black granite, “Reaping Equinox’ black and white ‘granite’; most all these ‘granites’ were granodiorites, Inferno Granite, Black Sunset granite sliced thin into façade facing dimension stone, it was absolutely gorgeous in cross-section. However, the best stuff was igneous-metamorphic, tougher than a $2 steak, and just laughed at diamond carbide saw blades.
“Oh, sure now Mr., Dr. Rock”, Mr. Prakash Dongerkerry, the owneoperator of one particular lot I scavenge for Esme’s continuing lapidary hobby, “I’ve got some beauty stuff here for you. But I need some help with these couple of blocks I received from Kerala. Great rock, very pretty, but too tough. Burn out many saws, boss. You can help maybe?”
“Sure, Prak”, I replied, “I can help, no sweat.”
So, next Friday Liam and me, we eased over to the granite factory, C-4, blasting caps and Primacord in hand. Prak was a little apprehensive about using high explosives in a densely populated area, but after Vonn reminded him that he was working with the Motherfucking Pro from Dover, he relaxed some.
I crawled all over those blocks, marking with orange spray paint the nature fractures, flaws, and features of each block. Asked Prak how he’d like them split, and he indicated parallel to the major axis.
It couldn’t be easier. There was a main body-fracture system normal to the σ1 stress direction. The one’s parallel to the σ2 and σ3 were minor and nowhere near as clearly developed.
I smooshed some C-4 into a test fracture, primed it and shot it without much ado. It was surprisingly quiet for a detonation. A cute little C-4 POP.
A large slab of rock fell off the main block, severed as nicely as a hunk of cold butter from a hot knife.
Prak was thrilled. I only had another 12 or so shots to go.
They all more or less came off as planned. One or two busted when they bounced, even after the addition of old car tires below where I was blasting.
Prak, good to his word, showed us a huge pile of 1.25” thick sawn quartzite slabs that were rejected for mostly cosmetic reasons. It takes a bit of math, a bit of doing, and a lot of C-4 to extract slabs enough to line our fire pit from stem to stern, top to bottom.
Once installed, the pit was a tad less wide, a bit less deep, and a smidge less long, but it was the only Precambrian-quartzite lined bar-be-que pit in this or any other known galaxy.
We celebrated the initial fire up with whiskey and hors-d'oeuvres. I stuck with vodka, ice, lime, citrus stuff, and a Jamaican cigar.
The pit flared from the amount of dry wood we initially used. It burned very quickly into a pile of glowing embers. Now, we added some local lump charcoal and popped on the top, now sporting an exhaust chimney with a rather large, intrinsically-safe, unusually commercial-looking dual-temperature thermometer that somehow just appeared out of the ether.
We took it all the way up to 1,000C. Although it was designed for ‘low and slow’, we wanted to see how it would perform under alternative conditions.
We let it simmer for a few hours, then decided to kill the fire by closing the iris valve. Thus deprived of oxygen, given a few hours, the pit would be cold to the touch.
The next day, we opened the pit and shoveled out the dead embers. The pit was well and truly cold. Upon examination, it seems that the quartzite had fused to the sand on the outside of the pit. Also, sand had filtered down into the cracks around the pit, like in the corners, along joints, and been fused there as well.
The damn thing would now hold water if we wanted. We had a natural glass-lined fire pit now. We decided to try out some racked & stacked chickens first before we slowly made our way pig-ward.
We staked split chickens out on various levels in the pit. We had worked up a series of adjustable metal frames where we could lay the staked-out poultry. The racks popped right in place and after a couple of hours, hey presto bar-be-qued peri-peri chicken. And hot-butter roasted chicken. And for the uninitiated, roast chicken with smoked Hungarian paprika and Indian ghee. A real Iron Chef fusion-style mixture.
Liam and I took his Grady White out on the Persian Gulf and managed a couple of dorados, or Mahi, a largish shark, and a couple of kingfish off the deeper shipping banks. Fileted up and tacked in place, we played around with the smoking woods. Mango was just weird. Fig was weirder, almost vinegary; but not terrible. Pomegranate/tangerine tree smoked Mahi, seasoned shark steak, and Kingfish was the hit of the week. So easy, yet so tasty. It went well with Es’ famous Navajo Fry Bread.
We were gaining confidence. Prof. Pinkus’ days were numbered. We decided that the Eid al Fitr would be the time that we’d been preparing our porky pit pig production.
How’s that for cultural sensitivity? Break the Ramadan fast with a pig roast.
We’re all about cultural sensitivity.
Anyways, we hemmed and hawed over the methods of dispatching our soon-to-be-delicious 325 pounds of Professor Pinkus.
One wag suggested we have it OD on tranquilizers, trip him out a la Heath Ledger. Use loads of Nytol®, Dramamine™, oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine."
It was straight out of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers©.
We all agreed it was funny as hell, but that it probably wouldn’t work.
Then we thought we might go all Halal, just slit the pig’s throat with a very sharp knife, and let it bleed out.
Rejected as to being too thrashing, too noisy, too Arabic, and just plain uncivilized.
I thought I could get hold of a 12 gauge shotgun and some Foster Deer slugs. But again, noisy and messy. Besides, I’d have to borrow a shotgun, and that might raise some eyebrows.
We’ve managed to keep Prof. Pinkus under wraps now for almost 3 months. Hate to blow it right before the feasting was to begin.
In the end, all it took was an 18-pound maul and a solid whack to the right side of the head.
More sensitive viewers might want to skip a dozen or so paragraphs ahead. Just fair warning™.
I was elected to deliver the coup de grâce.
After walloping a bound and gagged Prof. Pinkus upside the head and basically caving in the skull, severing the skull-spinal cord connection at the atlas/axis connection, it was instant lights-out, he felt nothing.
We had already apologized to Prof. Pinkus, and thanked him for his contribution.
Seldom before has lunch ever been so noble.
Prof. Pinkus freezes and collapse, the legs give way, and the neck goes rigid. We picked up the extraordinarily sharp butcher’s knife sitting there, one hand under the chin and pull the head back. The other hand takes the sharp, stout knife under the neck and slices across the neck back to the bone of the vertebrae.
The knife hand loops around to the poll of the head, pushes down and forward while the hand under the chin pulls back and rearwards, so the neck vertebrae connecting tissue cracks. Knife hand back down under the neck, chin hand slides up and a finger hooks into the trachea and slice between the separated vertebrae.
With our previous practice and experience, 10 to 15 seconds from hammer strike to the semi-decapitated head.
Grisly but necessary.
Hanging the beast by its back hocks, well out of sight of any casual interlopers, we bleed the animal out into 5-gallon buckets, saving the precious juice. Vonn and I have visions of homemade blütwurst, blood-n-tongue sausage, and zultze or schwartamaga; lovely, lovely headcheese.
But that’s for later. Vonn gathers the blood in gallon-size freezer zip bags.
Now to scalding the corpse, scraping off the hair and external epidermal debris. We had a tub of boiling water into which Prof. Pinkus went. It was a boring, tedious, annoying repeated dunk-soak-raise-scrape-return until the carcass was clean and smooth and removed of all nasty gunk on the outside.
Now comes the really icky part™, gutting and scraping out the carcass. Before opening the abdominal cavity, it was required to de-bung the animal. Cut around the anus, go in deep but not too, pull the bunghole out, seal with zip ties, and cut and discard. Now the lower GI tract is sealed from leaking when the rest is removed. We also have to remove the male dangly bits in a similar manner as Prof. Pinkus was a boy hog.
Still hanging, we open the hog from sternum to groin, letting gravity aid us in helping Prof. Pinkus literally spill his guts. Right down into a waiting gut-bucket, or galvanized 50-liter steel tub. The chest region is split open further and the lovely and delicious major organs are singly removed by hand. Heart, liver, kidneys, etc., lungs, gall bladder, spleen, pancreas, and a few other organs are discarded.
With that, we open the hog to where it will lay flat on the roasting rack. It is then hosed off and generally cleaned up before we give a good going over.
After it dries, the whole gutted critter is washed in wine. Evidently, it’s a French thing according to Honey Bee.
We wrap the hog in burlap, soak it down in cheap-ass wine and let it sleep 24 hours or so in Liam and Cassandra’s freezer chest.
The next day, the fire is started in the fire pit. We have lump charcoal, bucket after bucket of fruit tree chunks soaking in water and probably half a rick of firewood to keep the party going the next 24-36 hours.
We retrieve Prof. Pinkus from his cool, not frozen state, say hello and proceed to arrange him staked to the cooking frame in a belly-down, butterflied posture. Internally, he was well seasoned with dry rub after the obligatory internal rubdown with Napoleon brandy. We placed 40 garlic bulbs, kosher sea salt, olive oil, black pepper, and liberal amounts of Old Bay, to taste beneath him.
So, it was up to me to get the external goo ready for the pig. Kansas City-Style Sauce? Eastern North Carolina Vinegar Sauce? South Carolina-Style Mustard Sauce? Piedmont or Lexington-Style Dip? South Carolina-Style Mustard Sauce? Texas-Style Mop or Basting Sauce? Alabama White Sauce? Wisconsin Drunken Religious Experience Sauce?
“Ah, the hell with it!”, I venture, “Sauces come much later. Too early; they caramelize, crystallize, and burn. We’ll go for a good rub instead.”
I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a good rub now and again?
Anyways, which fucking rub? Kansas City Rib Rub? Mustard Rub? Spare Rib Rub? Memphis-Style Rib Rub? Porker's Rib Seasoning? Best Odds Rib Rub? Carolina Dry Rub? Texas Dry Rub? Jamaican Jerk Dry Rub? Classic Pork Dry Rub?
Too much choice! Seasoning overload!
I call over everyone involved in this little soiree and instruct them to come up with a rub we can all enjoy. I had to kill and gut the critter, it’s about time I go all Subsurface Manager, and delegate out some parts of this project.
So, over beer, G&T’s, vodka and lime soda and various Froggy wines, ‘my’ crew came up with a rub that was simple, tasty and ironically reflects some of the culinary aspects of the region we’re currently defiling.
Ingredients:
• Smoked Hungarian Red paprika
• Brown sugar
• Caster sugar
• Black pepper
• Kosher salt
• Cayenne pepper
• White pepper
• Chili pepper
• Dehydrated garlic
• Dehydrated onion
• Fenugreek
• Red Cardamom
• Turmeric
• Ginger
• Garam masala (Cumin, Coriander, Green and Black Cardamom, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Cloves, Bay leaves, Peppercorns, Fennel, Mace, and dried Chilies.)
They went to the co-op, bought buckets of the individual spices and played the rest of the day at getting to that one perfect combination for our resting porker.
I don’t remember the exact breakdown of the proportion of the spices, but whatever it was, it tasted brilliant. Now we had about 8 or 9 pounds of the stuff. We were ready to go.
Prof. Pinkus was set on the cooking rack, belly open and down. He was doused internally once again liberally with cheap Indian Napoleon brandy and secured to the rack atop all the garlic, celeriac root, boudin, and small new potatoes.
He was tied in place with heavy organic hemp twine and had his mouth propped open to facilitate circulation of the pit’s heat and convection. He looked very Pink Floydian. One almost expected him to take flight.
The exterior of the porker was treated to a nice rubdown. I swear I saw him smile once or twice when Honey Bee insisted on a sensual massage to make the resultant meat that much more tender. Olive oil infused with lime oil and garlic after a thorough wash with more brandy. Followed by a liberal rubbing of dry rub.
Finally, ready to go, we tented the porker loosely with industrial-strength silver aluminum foil. The frame with its cargo was lowered and locked into place for at least 24 hours. Probably closer to 36, as we’re going ‘low and slow’.
We take turns, between hands of poker, cribbage, and Schafskopf, as well as numerous G&Ts, Yorshs, and vodka and lime drink cocktails, to check on our prized porker. We kept the temperature right at 2050 F as best we could.
The voluminous smoke coming off the barbeque pit was our one concern. It packed an amazing aroma and filtered around the whole compound, dragging in expectant pikers, leeches, and other forms of human ectoparasites.
We told them we were smoking a whole camel, Texas-style, a la filét de hump, and wouldn’t be ready for another couple of days; so piss off. That seemed to get rid of all but the most insistent. We finally got rid of him by using a leaf blower and directing a stream of high-velocity roast-pork laden smoke his direction each time we had to add more fuel to the fire.
Time marched on and the time finally came: the deep internal ham’s temperature hit 180 degrees F.
Prof. Pinkus was ready to make his debut. But first, we needed to get him out of the barbeque pit and over to Vonn’s garage to rest a while.
More futzing, more aluminum foil, and more beers later, Prof. Pinkus, in all his delectable roasted glory was cooling out from atop a pair of sawhorses. Of course, he had to rest after his ordeal, but that didn’t mean we couldn’t manage a few samples.
He was done to a turn. It was incredible. Crispy-crunchy-crackly over lean, moist and insanely flavorful meat. Not bad for a bunch of bumbling international mugs on their first Middle Eastern pig-roast pit-roast endeavor.
Everyone made up their own version of sauce for sandwiches and dipping. We decided that we’d never all agree on one sauce, and 4 or 5 on one porker would be just too damn many.
So, please yourself. Just do it, yourself.
Behind closed doors, Liam and I were once again elected to reduce Prof. Pinkus to primary parts. We were hopefully disguising the fact that here sits 185 pounds of delectable roast pork in a very Muslim country on one of their highest holy days.
So it was a bit unnerving when Sheik Gungan showed up and asked: “What was that wonderful aroma?”
We said smoked beef…lamb…camel…turducken…Tyrannosaur… anything other than what it really was.
He asked for a sample.
What could we do? We couldn’t well refuse now, could we?
We gave him some of the best bits to try.
“Lovely, gents, just lovely. Next time, for reference, more garam masala, and a little more rosemary. I find it really brings out the subtle flavors of pork.” He smiled, wiping his pork-sticky fingers on my HGGTG towel.
“You old fraud”, we all smiled at once.
“What?”, he shied, raising his eyebrows, “It’s for scientific evaluation purposes. It’s therefore allowed. Now, do you have any cold beer, gin-n-tonics, or vodka and lime, which I’m hearing is very nice together, that I might also scientifically sample?” he smiled toothily through his long white beard.
We had made another powerful friend. Although it cost us one smoked Boston Butt, actually off the shoulder, that’s butcher’s for you, and a half a liter of homemade Texas-style barbeque sauce and another of Esme’s homemade fennel and caraway-infused coleslaw.
Everyone on the cul-de-sac now had a freezer full of pit-roasted pork. The Brits got their sausage once Vonn and Liam figured out how to use the Osterizer® Stuffing Horn. That was almost as much fun as doing the pit-barbeque. Never leave to Brits what Baja Canadians can better do.
We distributed the bacon and hams, and the rest divided whatever was left. Which was a lot of pit-roasted pig pieces and parts.
The bones made their way into gaily wrapped gifts and were posted anonymously to Mr. Guano Insano. We hoped he appreciated all our effort.
I used Esme’s great-grandmother’s old German recipe for Headcheese. Basically, boiled smoked pork head meat in aspic jelly. With dill pickles. And pickled eggs. With special spices.
Well, I don’t give a shit. We like it.
Anyways, summer slowly slid south and the temperatures during the day got slightly more tolerable. Liam and I decided to forego his boat for a while, as launching and recollecting required us to put Liam’s boat in the water HERE and recover the boat THERE. It was trucked, via road, from the recovery place to the launch place.
Why? Damnifweknow.
It only cost something like US$5 to ship the boat back to the launch area and they actually did a good job hosing and steam cleaning the boat before parking it back in its rental dry dock. These were still the early days before gas was king in Qutur, so things were still ridiculously cheap. There were exactly 3 high rise hotels back then, as compared to the insane silhouette presented by Duhu’s current evening sun.
I had flown over some likely looking flats that might hold snook, grouper, and tarpon on my last flight back from the rig. I translated that onto whatever road maps we could find here, as most everything was a state secret, ground verification was a must.
Liam and I tossed a couple of surf rods, a cooler full of beer and some bait into the back of his new diesel Mitsobitchy Prago™, and we were off to the north of town, the least developed chunk of Duhu real estate to date.
We drove down a rip-rap road that was more just a pile of random rocks trucked into the bay area and dumped into something that resembled a straight line.
I was less than confident that we weren’t going swimming today, but Liam relished every bounce, bolt and jolt. He confided in me that one of the big reasons he took the job here in the Middle East was that he’d never in a million years be able to afford a truck like this back in bonny Scotland™. He confided that he couldn’t have even afforded the fuel for this diesel-slurper back in the UK, it was that dear.
So, down the path we rebound. I was watching the water on both sides of the narrow groin, and saw it was getting deeper, but very slowly. I looked at my GPS and saw that we’d driven some 3.5 km out to sea at this point.
“Liam”, I said, “That’s a fuck of a long way to reverse.”
“Ah, Rock”, Liam assured me, “ No worries, Doctor. It’s all a loop. We can just drive our way out of any trouble.”
I remained unconvinced.
We came to a breach in the ‘jetty’. There was some heavy marine equipment mounted on barges. They were working a large cut, ostensibly for cargo ships to pass through. There was to be a swing-bridge built after they cleared the channel, but with all these loose rocks, it was putting paid to their scheme.
We parked and wandered over to who appeared to be the head guy.
“G’Day”, “Liam says, “What’ the big fucking holdup? We’ve got fish to catch, mate.”
Liam had previously spent a few years down in Australia as if it didn’t show.
“Oh, hello”, the natty clad black man said, “We’re having a bit of a time with loose rocks here. Supposed to be angular to lock in place, but by the time they get here from the quarry, they’re a sharp as bowling balls.”
I introduced myself and Liam as he was back in the boot snaking a beer. The black feller introduced himself as Zafir Djaballah, a civil engineer late from Algeria.
“So”, I said to Zafir, “If I’ve got this straight, you cut a channel and want to line it with rip rap. But the rocks won’t stay put. How deep are you cutting and what’s the size of the channel?”
“Oh, 35’ east-west, 15’ north-south. About 15 meters deep.” He relates.
“And the road metal? Where’s that from?” I ask.
“Arabia”, he tells us, “They quarry it there and transport it here. It’s costly, but that’s about the only option we have.”
Liam looks to Zafir. “Hey, Zafir?”, Liam asks, “Y’ken who this guy is?” as he points to me.
Zafir shakes his head “I just met Dr. Rock.”
“That’s not all who he is”, Liam smiles widely, “That, my friend, is the Motherfucking Pro from Dover! If he can’t fix your little problem, he can damn sure make it go away…”
Zafir looks to me as if to ask: “What the fuck, sir?”
“Well, Zafir, “ I say, “I’m a bit of a dab hand with explosives. This sounds like a really simple problem. Drill a grid of 2 meter centered holes, and prime them with a waterproof explosive. Detonate together electrically and there you go. Channel dug and already filled with angular limestone blocks. Easy-peasy.”
Zafir looks over the water and puzzles and puzzles.
“But sir’, he says, “Where would I find such explosives and such expertise?”
“Well…for starters”, I said, “You could ask me.”
He leads us over to a company trailer, where Liam and I drank beers, smoked cigars and told the superintendent of our plans. The Egyptian superintendent, Qaaid al-Zahra, later ‘Randy’ (Quaid?…never mind) scrutinized all our identification. He was actually very impressed when he came across my Blaster’s credentials.
“Doctor”, Qaaid said, “I do like your plan. The drilling is no problem, the problem is obtaining the explosives.”
“Look, Qaaid”, I said, “Leave that to me. You’re working for a government company, I’m working for a government company. What difference does it make? How long to drill the grid of holes Liam and I laid out?”
“Oh, probably about a week”, Qaaid said.
“OK, how about this?”, I said, “Liam and I will be back out here unless the weather’s being stupid and we’ll set and prime the charges? After which, we’ll make certain everything’s green and blow this little project for you?”
“If you can, Inshallah.”, Qaaid said.
“Even if we’re out of shallah”, I said back to Randy.
That Sunday, after Liam backed us down the 3.6 km or bouncy un-turn-around-able path he drove us out on, I ordered some Kinepax liquid binaries, as it came in easy-to-use 1-meter threaded lengths in various diameters. Qaaid was drilling 3.5” diameter holes, so the 3.00” nominal OD threaded length would be a breeze. I ordered a couple of spools of shock tube, comb connectors, deflectors, and tie-ins, and a 25 kilo box of ‘Elephant Shit’.
We make sure each hole was blown clean with a high-pressure water hose. Since the water here was only 8 meters deep, we could get by with regular lightweight skin diving gear. I could leave my wetsuit, diver’s helmet and all that heavy-duty ice-diving gear at home for this trip.
Liam and I would pre-form the charges, each exactly 6 meters in length, to match the depth of the drilled holes. Individual 1-meter units just screwed together, pin and box style, it was the utmost in simplicity. Rather like Seismogel™, but packed a considerably higher wallop. All told, we would be setting off some 36 nodal points, each 6 meters deep with 6 meters of binary which weighed 5.3 kg/meter.
Turn the crank and we’d be planting approximately 1,145 kilograms or 2,524 pounds of high-energy binary explosive.
Hmph. A new personal record.
Like Guinness even cared.
So, once we got the high sign from Randy that the shot holes had been drilled and cleaned, the next part of the project was up to us.
We were both PADI-certified. Liam had done some oilfield related diving in the North Sea some years ago. I was a veteran of the Ice Wars from the days of Future Passed back in Baja Canada.
The waters here were calm, gin-clear, and warm.
The dives here weren’t work, this was a paid vacation.
I had liberated a trailer for all our pyrotechnics and Liam was elected to use his Prago as the tow vehicle. We bounded our way out to the Liam’s Pass, as we had dubbed it, with a work trailer containing some 2,750 pounds of high powered, binary explosives bouncing behind. I also had all my explosives paraphernalia there as well: new waterproof galvanometer, which in and of itself, is rather the achievement. Pliers, spare batteries, couple pair of blaster’s tools, the usual.
Lia and I had our dive gear in the back of his Prago.
A couple of single tanks, backpacks, regulators, hoses, and a few belts full of divers weights.
These must have been of Islamic origin as they are specifically prohibited by the Bible. Deuteronomy 25:13, “Thou shalt not have on thy belt divers weights, a great and a small.” And Proverbs 20:23, “Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
Why there should be proscriptions against SCUBA gear in ancient, desert-dwelling, shepherding Iron Age writings is what keeps Biblical Scholars up at night.
Although I agree, a false balance underwater keeps your Swimmer’s Ear from healing up.
At the pass, we park and call over for a half-dozen ‘helpers’. They were nominal employees of the company, but more indentured servants. Today, they were going to earn their water wings. We had a couple of large pneumatic rafts that we’d use to transport he charges to their final water resting site but damned if Liam and I are going to swim laps every time we needed to set a new charge.
So, indoctrination and Explosives For Dummies.
Safety first, second and last.
Who here can swim?
You guys can stay. OK, the rest of you blokes, bugger off.
Here’s the deal, Sparky. There are 36 lengths of Kinestix with primers already set. Those go last, as that’s where I tie in to detonate. The rest of the 1-meter long tubes are identical. Pin on one end, box on the other. Thread them together and use a single ‘O-ring’ between each. Snug them up good and tight, but don’t go too crazy. Those are binary liquids, and I’ll give them a good smack with a hammer before they go into the hole. I really only have to do the last one as once initiated, these liquids can mix in milliseconds, but I’m all for safety and doing things right the first time.
OK, so, one raft will carry the 36 initiators, that is, the last bits to go. The other rafts will carry the 5-meter long strings of connected explosives. Liam and I will be down on bottom and you guys just stay up on surface, dog paddling or treading water, but slowly feeding the lengths of tubing down to us. When you reach an end, pop on one of the other lengths, the one with the primer.
To be continued.
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MAME 0.216

MAME 0.216

With the end of November in sight, it’s time to check out MAME 0.216! We’ve addressed the reported issues with last month’s bgfx update, and made a whole lot of little improvements to MAME’s internal user interface. In particular, setting up controls should be easier, and several issues affecting macOS users with non-English number format settings have been fixed. Some of the issues caused bad settings to be written to INI files. If you still don’t see the filter list panel on the system selection menu, try removing the ui.ini file.
This month, we’re able to present two unreleased 1970s prototypes from Italian developer Model Racing: their internal code names are Cane and Orbite. With the assistance of former Model Racing employees, the source code was extracted from the original disks. These games are incomplete, but they provide a unique look into early CPU-based arcade development. Game & Watch titles continue to be emulated, with the addition of Mario The Juggler, and the panorama screen Mickey Mouse and Donkey Kong Circus games in this release.
This release brings GameKing emulation to MAME. The system-on-a-chip used in this low-cost, low-resolution hand-held console from the early 2000s has been identified and emulated. Games for the colour-screen GameKing III are also playable. Acorn BBC Micro emulation has been re-worked to support internal expansion boards, and a number of additional peripherals are now available. ZX Spectrum emulation has been enhanced with better open bus read behaviour and support for two Miles Gordon Technology peripherals.
Of course, these are just the highlights. You can get the source and Windows binary packages from the download page.

MAMETesters Bugs Fixed

New working machines

New working clones

Machines promoted to working

New machines marked as NOT_WORKING

New clones marked as NOT_WORKING

New working software list additions

Software list items promoted to working

New NOT_WORKING software list additions

Source Changes

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